Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
shmikey 0
a sticky situation...
azurablade 0
lol
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (357)
this_one 2
Dump him. Right away. Your boyfriend should never treat you with such disrespect.
benhamean 0
I hope you dumped that asshole
Sekococo 0
there a song simliar to the the title and lyric suggestion **** on your face it call "Your Face" by phil defranco i love that song
polarbare 0
hahaha wrong comment fag! yeah you ppl are Sooo stupid. everyone knows soup chicken noodle soup starts off with dried **** on the face.
xxprettydisaster 0
theres another song called **** in my pants from the lonely island
talonbronson 0
'i wanna put my penis... right there on your face! in your mouth, or on your nose, doesn't really matter where it goes, as long as I put it... right there on your face!' defranco nation!!!!
yelwarc 0
haha 153 I kinda wanna tie you up;P
ilysweetcupcake 1
yum yum yum soup!
oped01 8
that sucks
ahasca 0
France knows how to party!
Sparkiee93 3
RETALIATION TIME! You should get into some erotic play with him then after you get him bound and gagged and blind folded whisper in his ear that you will be back in a second, maybe a kiss behind the ear for encouragement, then have a huge gay fat man (with nothing but a batman mask and cape on to conceal his identity) and have him start giving him a *******, then you come up behind him and pull off his blind fold, then whisper "Payback is a bitch, ain't it?", and have fat batman stand up and jerk off onto his face.
jjone47 2
#125 omfg lol
xxprettydisaster 0
what if he likes it?
Phil_McCracken 0
That'd be awesome retaliation!!
RiseAlone 5
Hahaha, that's hilarious XD
BoostaRoosta 0
you frenchies and your crazy-ass sex
perdix 31
YDI for not waiting until marriage. . . To do bondage goo-facials
olisykes_ 0
lololol! that made my day.
helo2 0
lmfao