Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML
Today, I woke up at 4 a.m. to the smell of something burning. My husband and I checked the house, and I was convinced there was possibly an electric fire. Went back to bed, then when I woke again I remembered I'd straightened my hair the day before and that’s what the burnt smell was. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
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Top comments
musicalibrary 4
Try your best not to attract ants.
Tamara2011 0
Hey that's a good way to attract guy ;) they know that you should taste good in the future.... lol
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Comments (163)
musicalibrary 4
Try your best not to attract ants.
killerviral 0
wait so you have no time to shower but u have enough time to get on your computer and post this fml **** you and ur lies
twirlingqueen4u 0
Wow smart one dumbass lol cut that part off
reyemrein 0
Let the special kids lick your hair clean.
WordsOfHope 0
@killerviral he/she obviously posted at a diff time?
deathcab7 0
or just wash that part off in some water. not too hard to do
strandedinalimo 0
Pile on the perfume!
Tahsis 4
Then why use present tense? Duh. Learn english.
Tahsis 4
Then why use present tense? Duh. Learn english.
ImaginaryFoe 1
You really don't have time to rinse the syrupy part off in the sink and re-style that one section?
messinax33 0
yeah, really, you can't shower bit you can post this ?
DGross 8
At least it was only syrup ... darn dirty mind... leave me alone...
talkalot_360 1
#14 she probabky posted this l8er in the day
woofis 0
dumbass y would u do that?
iheart655 0
@SuicideDinosaur..youu aree superr cuutee(;
iCanMakeYoBEDROC_fml 0
maybe she posted this AFTER she got back. dumbass.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
#14 so true!
Tahsis 4
Exactly, posting on this takes a good 5 minutes, you could have taken a shower. And if you actually did write this after the event, you should have said "there wasn't".
MZHUNIDEW13 0
All I CAN SAY IS.................how in the hell did you syrup on your hair!?!?
MZHUNIDEW13 0
I. mean how did u get syrup in your hair excuse me sorry I missed that word lol
honestlove11 0
yeah 5 minutes to SHOWER.. oh gee I guess she will skip getting dressed and re-putting make up on? hmm.. I'm seeing a bit more time than 5 minutes needed, smart one.
jamiebuczko 0
lmfao 77
tweetbaby14 18
how do you get syrup in your hair of all places? were you holding the bottle over your head, leaning over your plate, or did you just do it on purpose because you wanted attention?
UberFail79 0
The Grammar Nazis have a message for you: "Spell out your words. We know where you live." Huh. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes right now, buddy,
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
Don't worry, the grammar nazi's never leave their dimly lit computer rooms; the real world scares them. You are safe.
AmberAnodyne 0
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
really? that's going to ruin ur life?? I'm a girl and that has happens and I van usually fix it with hair products and perfume.
izziieB 0
she couldve posted it later in the day bit as if she was saying it earlier. And posting an FML doesn't exactly take very long.
raygonewild 0
I wanted to say that. fml for making me read this
ohSNAPyall 27
You're probably going to have to cut it out anyway.
Smiz 0
how the hell did you get syrup in your hair?
zZPedobearZz 0
ouch that must hurt :( STICKY BLACK STUFF :O
Pearljammer001 0
that's nasty
Rawr0_oRawr0_o 0
lol
killerviral 0
so you have the time to post this fml but you can't take a shower **** u and ur lies
clumsyjazzy 0
wow that sucks!! it'll be okay!
anorexicbarbie 8
did someone say my name? *fist pumps* unhsuunhsuhunhsuhunsuh
SpaceCoyote 0
nice.
Plasmolyze 0
pancakes with jam is better :D
ravensunnyd 0
I like mine whith peanut butter or chocolat chips if I don't have syrup
honestlove11 0
uhhmm for one, she JUST straightened her hair, also shower= 10-20 mins to wash/get out/dressed/REdo hair. since when does posting an fml take that long? so yeah. she DID have time to post instead of shower. shut it.
paperisuseful 0
lol
nomnommonster 0
mmm, sounds lip-smacking good.
denbeste 3
The most erotic smell for men in general would be vanilla.
unpossible 26
I think you mean bacon. :P
TrinityisLife 22
Makin' bacon!
Zills 0
Actually according to manswers it's pumpkin pie.
MadPercussion 0
mMmMm
manhattankidd 0
Ooh sounds very good!
Tamara2011 0
Hey that's a good way to attract guy ;) they know that you should taste good in the future.... lol
ImaginaryFoe 1
Are you serious, #36 or are you bein ironic?
DGross 8
Like a Boss!!
DGross 8
shit wrong FML...
kayvan 8
Is engleash your turd languish?
swimchic007 0
no...it makes perfect sense, she just doesnt have an "a" between attract and guy. obviously you dont read that well if you didnt pick that up and thought it wasnt her first language.....
robotiick7 23
91-English* language*
jimshrimp 0
wow are u 5??? learn to eat decent
Corn0nTheCob 0
lawl