Chey
Bakersfield, United States
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
unhappy
San Anselmo, United States
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
ACAB
Australia
Officer McGiggles
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
ktorih137
Halifax, Canada
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Overzealous cop of the day
New York, United States
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
brotheritachi
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Am I being detained?
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
tvaladie
United States
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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waresjake 3
Don't worry, I still love you
Meowingtons500 18
Yeah. I totally agree. They only keep entire communities as safe as possible. Total dicks.
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PYLrulz 17
Sounds like the cop just trolled you
MeekaMew 1
Problem?
Cazzybum 11
That's because you should be learning to drive a car, not a stick.
SluggerJ 7
Stick= a standard car.
Cazzybum 11
I know ;) it was a joke based on the wording, and we call it a manual in the UK, not a stick shift..
SluggerJ 7
Umm that not the stick LOL I had to I can't help it
vcapelo 19
People should always learn to drive with manual gear first. If you can't drive a stick, you can't drive a car!
kickassblackbelt 0
Driving stick made me cry and feel like a failure. I started with automatic, drove shift, and went back to automatic. There is no point in learning stick first.
rubberduckie94 13
I agree that people should learn how to drive stick first. That way you really focus on what you are doing while driving and concentrate. I think you realize how much more of a responsibility it focus while driving.
Marteeny23 19
Definitely automatic first. Learn the rules of the road and get the feel of driving before you have to concentrate on changing gears. I learned how to drive stick on steep hills and many people stopped to laugh so I feel OPs pain.
grannygruber 6
Definitely learn to drive a standard first! If you can drive a stick shift you can drive ANY car.
vcapelo 19
Where I'm from, you can't pass the test with automatic gear!
mikeymayhem_87 15
Driving a stick? Maybe try driving a car next time, since sticks don't go very fast. :p
bkwtrs21 1
Ur dumb u drive stick to go fast they are a lot faster than automatic
TheThrasher_fml 0
Kill cops, burn churches, do drugs and stay in school. That's my motto!
janeyboo07 11
You gotta learn somehow /:
alfred07 18
Why are some people saying he might have had a good reason to pull him over when we know the reason was to laugh at him?
wlddog 14
He had a crap load of reasons to pull her over. Op should be happy they did not get a ticket for endangering the public for not being able to properly and safely be able to operate their vehicle.
dracarys1 4
Learn in a manual to begin with, it's piss easy, then if you want you can drive an auto. And it's dead easy to change back and forth between the two
yesyesnonono 10
1-3 are excellent comments.