Chey
Bakersfield, United States
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
unhappy
San Anselmo, United States
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
ACAB
Australia
Officer McGiggles
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
ktorih137
Halifax, Canada
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Overzealous cop of the day
New York, United States
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
brotheritachi
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Am I being detained?
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
tvaladie
United States
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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waresjake 3
Don't worry, I still love you
Meowingtons500 18
Yeah. I totally agree. They only keep entire communities as safe as possible. Total dicks.
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TheEpicMilkMan 13
like you suck at trying to actually make us laugh?
AK_lor 5
That cop has a good sense of humor!
NightAnimal 1
Just start learning to drive with a stick and you won't struggle to adapt later on.
xrudeboyrock 29
aww! how do you know it was just to laugh at you? if you were on an actual road, rather than a back road or parking lot, you may have been a danger to yourself and others if you're not ready. driving a stick is difficult at first, I did it just a few months ago. But you'll be comfortable in weeks and it will be second nature soon enough. good luck!
Nhk_fml 4
Manual around a hilly suburb is the best way to learn because you can drive anything then
perdix 31
You probably looked completely insane trying to drive a stick -- if you used a broom, at least you could have said you were getting ready for Quidditch season. My dad ditched me at an abandoned airport to let me teach myself how to drive a stick-shift. I'm sure the bucking, stalling and screeching tires would have been amusing to local law enforcement.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
He was probably laughing cause either 1.) he remembers when HE was learning stick 2.) he's a total joker and it's a part of his nature or 3.) he had a bad day and wanted a laugh.... Just an idea :)
Nbrandwine 7
Hey, at least he didn't give you a ticket.
xbrittneyxxo 0
fyi everyone. it's not "i learned to drive stick." proper english would be "i learned to drive a stick." or if you wanna get technical it's a manual transmission.
Midnightpearls 13
Hahaha this happened to me too! I was stuck at a stop sign for ages because I kept stalling the car, and one of the cars that drove around me was a cop, who just laaaaauuughed