Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Officer McGiggles
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Am I being detained?
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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waresjake 3
Don't worry, I still love you
Meowingtons500 18
Yeah. I totally agree. They only keep entire communities as safe as possible. Total dicks.
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nickharbut 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Cops are dicks.
Meowingtons500 18
Yeah. I totally agree. They only keep entire communities as safe as possible. Total dicks.
McDonaldsworker 4
lol based on that I can deduce that most cops are against the environment since they drive cars that use gas...only to "catch criminals" and "save lives" what a waste of gas right, lol.
Teyros 24
Your bad at the first comment haha, 2nd one I've seen you get thumbed to sh** for. And sorry OP "some" cops are brutal.
McDonaldsworker 4
Hey #21, lol if you are talking to me all I can say is... Haters Gonna Hate!!! (prepare for the thumbs down this comment will get, lmao)
Shrike 24
I thumbed you down for being 18 years old and still using the word "hater" to describe anyone who doesn't lick your ass. You're welcome.
McDonaldsworker 4
Ha ha ha! Nice one #25 Well played sir, sir well played...
ladyLALAA 29
I love that song! And I think he was referring to the actual 1st commenter, you see the number one up there? ^^
zurpzurp 4
YOU are a dick. The police officer had any number of reasons to pull over OP - ranging from a goodwill check to make sure the driver is physically alright to drive to simply making sure the car isn't stolen. Grow up and stop wasting the first response comment if you cannot do any better than your last two.
DirtyMike911 0
Yeah, anarchy would be so much better. We could even get a dictator and have a really special nice military force keeping the "law" instead of those meanie cops! Too bad North America police force is not like 3rd world countries, right? Shut the **** up and be grateful, bitch.
natepooch 4
As a guy going in to the police academy in the next couple months...I get a real good feeling I'm gonna be loved by everybody after reading all these comments.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
**** the calm down, people. Face it, cops ARE dicks, but #1 didn't say he's against them. Stop getting butthurt with your sarcastic comments of getting rid of them or that shit about anarchy. FFS.
wlddog 14
Don't worry 79. 64 is just pissed because he keeps getting caught.
Voqab 3
I take it none of you wonderful citizens have been harassed by an officer....so naive if you think cops are wonderful... Y'all are describing their jobs not them it all depends on da officer.... Believe it or not cops are assholes wen dey wanna be n doing their job doesn't excuse them
wlddog 14
87 - dealing with the public at large makes anyone a little nuts. You should become a cop and show everyone how it should be.
Voqab 3
Naw I like helpin people but I'm more of vigilante I couldn't make it my career if you need a song written however datz me all day...my point though was the people commenting on this thread were acting like because Dere cops n "save lives" dey can't be dicks...everyone is an asshole sometime or other it's part of life
Jezlovespink 5
They only want to be there wen ur doing a minor offense but wen U REALLY need them they either show up too late are on the bad guys side or there just not there at all to show up surprisingly like wen your side light is missing
Teyros 24
We get thumbed down together :D
TheNinjaBacon 8
Hey # 25 ur just a hater u hater
trucker1945 9
I agree most cops are dicks. There job is riding around in there cars giving people a hard time for nothing. They are not a hero when a real crime is committed most of the candy asses are hiding
chels1994 11
Some cops are dicks, sure. However, so are tons of people who aren't cops. Anybody can be a douchebag if they want to.
cobaltss06 1
No you are a dick! "goodwill checks" are harassment and if they wanted to check if the car is stolen all they had to do was run the plate. Op didn't need pulled over cuz the cop can follow them to run the plate. It's simply an abuse of power for the cop. Not all cops are bad but 90% of them are dirty or abuse their power
natepooch 4
119 I love you!! thanks for understanding
chels1994 11
It's no problem. I just don't like generalizing people like that at all... it's just my view on things (:
Donk93 0
Most cops abuse their "powers" so yes, cops are dicks.
theuns 8
Haters gonna hate.
NorthFML 0
dont u mean cops are sticks
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I bet he was fat and eating donuts...
Shrike 24
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're an idiot.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I bet you live in your mum's basement eating Doritos all day, watching the scary outside world go by You. Bloody shit, shrike has a visible profile now?
TheElderTROLLZ 15
33 - That is true and I'm still not fat. So, while you and your friends thumbs this comment down, remember that.
NorthFML 0
That would just imply that the cop is American
walshboy 0
**** you ****, from all Americans
waresjake 3
Don't worry, I still love you
gamercanadian 11
I love you too. No ****.
Manganimegrl 16
Bromance! Anyone? No? *crawls back under rock*
mwrc8man94 1
STAY UNDER THAT ROCK BITCH!!!! Yeah hoe
TheEpicMilkMan 13
do you have any room under that rock? I need to escape from Georgia for a while :3
MsConfusedd 27
You should be practicing somewhere like a parking lot until you learn how to properly drive stick. That way, you don't get pulled over, and you don't kill yourself!
TheZee 12
Or kill others... o_O
RaggleFrock 13
No, you can learn stick while driving anywhere, you can't get up to 5th in a parking lot or even 4th or 3rd . So they would only be using first and second, which is kinda pointless. Just remember clutch down, change gear. All the way down. When you stop the car always go back to 1st gear
Jezlovespink 5
First of all you cant drive a stick I havent seen anyone break a branch off hopp on an drive off but that would be cool so you were learning how to drive standard your confusing people lol at least me here thinking dam you can actually drive a stick
Blacksabbath211 9
99- When you stop the car toss it in neutral o.0 unless you are on an incline of some sort, then put the car in either first gear or reverse depending on which gear will fight the hill so your car does not roll:) (I think that's the safer way to park so you don't accidentally stall the car :) )
RaggleFrock 13
133, I meant like stopping at lights etc. I didn't make that clear :)
breeY0 7
ten bucks he can't even drive stick..jerk !
sparkrok 8
20 says he can, that's why he pulled OP over. to laugh because he can and OP was having a tough time learning.
TheZee 12
$30 says #6 comment is going to get buried really quickly :D!
TwentyFourXXIV 13
^ I'm going to 40$
onlychildFTW 34
You'll get better with practice though. Just make sure you get the hang of it on flat surfaces.
DingoCJ 15
Why the hell can't you yanks drive manual? It's always a big thing if you can 'drive stick' but over here there's gota be something wrong with you if you can't...
Jkolbly 11
I was learning to drive stick on a dirt road in my dads car. I then tried to get used to my car, which is stick but much bigger and harder to get used to. I ended up spinning out of control and tripped the car on the berm. Ended up needing to replace the passenger door and fender. Haven't finished the repairs quite yet.
LMA0 5
Cool story bro?
Meowingtons500 18
At least you didn't get a ticket! I learned how to drive stick in grade 4. But I'm a farm girl. :)
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Lucky you! Seriously.
Meowingtons500 18
Dad sent me into the pasture with nothin' but an old Fargo and a set of keys. Scariest/awesomest day of my life!
starman02 12
Aw man eh? LOL what a troll of a cop! Keep practicing you'll get the hang of it eventually!
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Welcome to the state of georgia.
jazziness 12
At the top for location it says California. -_-
CryMoreFMLs 15
Her username does say "Dum"....