Chey
Bakersfield, United States
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
unhappy
San Anselmo, United States
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
ACAB
Australia
Officer McGiggles
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
ktorih137
Halifax, Canada
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Overzealous cop of the day
New York, United States
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
brotheritachi
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Am I being detained?
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
tvaladie
United States
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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waresjake 3
Don't worry, I still love you
Meowingtons500 18
Yeah. I totally agree. They only keep entire communities as safe as possible. Total dicks.
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MigraineurOfLife 15
Dude was probably already laughing & could of kept that to himself as you went by but NOoooo... He had to actually "pull you over" to rub it in your face. O_o
callixto_fml 3
Well if u drive like a dumbass id pull u over and laugh at u too!
awepeach 3
As long as he didn't give you a ticket I think it's kind of nice. I like when people let me know that what I've done is funny to them, in a good humor sort of way. I bet he wanted to chat about how hard stick driving was and tell you his own frustrating attempts. If he really gave you a ticket and pointed and laughed at you, then that's probablly inappropriate and reportable worthy. But being able to havea good laugh at yourself is awesome.
Norbury 6
I'm British, I find driving automatics weird because I do it so rarely (once in a hire car on holiday, and once parking someone else's car for them). Freaky things.
grannygruber 6
I learned in a '67 Chevy PU 3- speed on the column. I didn't get the automatic option for learning. You start with a stick shift then you can drive about anything!
stoltzyy21 0
'cops are dicks.' labeled as that until you may need their help. They wouldn't be very good at their jobs trying to enforce laws as being pushovers would they? And most, unfortunately, do have that 'ego.' but then again, a lot of officers have been killed trying to do their job honestly.
mrgud 3
Yeah, because driving a car with a stick is so hard to learn #rolleyes
kei1108 13
Why would you Rey abs learn how to drive stick while on the road?! Practice in a parking lot and when you are basically perfect, go on a road during a non-busy time.
kei1108 13
Hahaha sorry!! Auto correct made "try and" into "Rey abs" (?!?!) ;)
justin574 6
manual transmission isn't even that hard to figure out if you have common sense..... that's the real FML
PartyxRocked 0
This could have been me.