Chey
Bakersfield, United States
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
unhappy
San Anselmo, United States
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
ACAB
Australia
Officer McGiggles
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
ktorih137
Halifax, Canada
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Overzealous cop of the day
New York, United States
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
brotheritachi
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Am I being detained?
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
tvaladie
United States
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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waresjake 3
Don't worry, I still love you
Meowingtons500 18
Yeah. I totally agree. They only keep entire communities as safe as possible. Total dicks.
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Whydoyouask 11
as my friend would always say: learning to driving stick.... with your mouth! *Mr. Krabs laugh*
micahsmommy 13
Stick shifts are hard! My first car was manual shift and my dad tried teaching me in a deserted parking lot. Let's just say my little sister still makes fun of me for taking two hours to park...in one of over a hundred empty places.
Discombobulated9 12
I have to disagree; though there is a lot for a beginner to think about all at the same time, it eventually becomes the most natural thing in the world to do. Not to mention it makes driving a car 10x more fun :D
Voqab 3
Hell yea it does....nothing like drifting after a mild shower
micahsmommy 13
Well shortly before get my learner's permit I was in a bad crash with my mum. So I was also a bit terrified to drive. I've just never had the need to learn since then.
ryanfloyd217 0
He's just jealous he can't drive one!
MEM0817 18
Hey, at least you didn't get a ticket or anything. Just someone laughing at you. Oh well, its a funny story to tell once you've gotten driving a manuel down. I know how it is...I taught my self to drive stick and it wasn't pretty!
MEM0817 18
Whoops. *manual. There, I corrected myself before some smartass could!
osteobabe 13
It isn't that bad people. 95% of British drivers use manual cars.
sparkrok 8
Scary British drivers..... *Achmed's 'scared of Walter' face*
LennyComa 39
True story all my cars have been manual.
kickassblackbelt 0
39 - cool story bro
Soluxis 17
It's because it's easier to manage roundabouts with manual transmission. Obviously.
berichsoon 11
Officer, don't u have something better to do, may be some police work??
lucyinthesky420 10
Probably.
j_cat187 20
At least you didn't stall your car at a red light and forget that you have to push in the clutch to restart the engine.
greenmen 12
Did u try it on
abudali911 3
*some cops are dicks, the cops where I live would rather arrest a homeless man stealing fruit from a stall then prevent a drug deal.