Chey
Bakersfield, United States
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
unhappy
San Anselmo, United States
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
ACAB
Australia
Officer McGiggles
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
ktorih137
Halifax, Canada
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Overzealous cop of the day
New York, United States
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
brotheritachi
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Am I being detained?
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
tvaladie
United States
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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waresjake 3
Don't worry, I still love you
Meowingtons500 18
Yeah. I totally agree. They only keep entire communities as safe as possible. Total dicks.
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TheStoryOfWazza 9
^ lmao
swooper86 5
Americans! Y U NO learn to drive stick-shift from the start? If you know that, learning automatic is easy. Also, manual gives a much better control of the vehicle...
dwcomposer 4
I'm sure that wasn't the Fuzz's original intent, but hopefully he didn't ticket you! Ah, California...
mattorama 15
Grind it till you find it. There's a gear in there somewhere.
kat2812 1
like many others have said, be happy he didn't give you a ticket!! He probably didn't pull you over just to laugh at you, he most likely wanted to know why you weren't driving right or if something was wrong. Im sure once he realized you were a beginner that's when he thought it would be better to just laugh. I have met a bunch of dick cops in my life, i've also met a few very reasonable cops.... years ago i was pulled over, on the highway, while driving my 5speed, on a suspended license. the cop had every right to impound my car, even arrest me if he wanted. instead he let my friend who had never ever driven stick, drives my car back, he even followed behind us as she stalled out six time on the highway! Not every officer is on a power trip just waiting to 'get you'...unfortunately i have met more who are like that. OP, go out on a dirt road that doesn't have much traffic and learn!
R4B1D_SQU1R3L 0
Flobadob
randomnguy1993 5
Can someone explain to me what a "stick " is? I drive and I have never heard of that type of vehicle
dracarys1 4
An irritating colloquialism for a manual transmission car
sschevymanss 0
i learned how to drive stick after tailgating after my universitys football game because my buddy got too drunk to drive his car. him being 22 wasted and me being 19 and slightly buzzed. i stalled his car out twice in the street n missed two green lights n people honkin. but i got the hang of it.
randomnguy1993 5
104- Oh in UK I have only ever heard them called manual trasmission or gears, maybe its an American thing
KiddNYC1O 22
Most likely protecting you from pedos...