Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
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Top comments
youllnvrkno 8
Moral of the story, Never judge a book by its cover.
DragonDude 24
Did you suck it?
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Comments (340)
MissBehavin77 18
You kinda got owned right there
your_ma 27
You sound like a douche. You totally deserve it not only for making a judgement about her but also for feeling like you have a right to tell her how to dress and behave. Good luck in the real world.
natrob02 1
You deserve it, judgmental asshole
princesscorkey 16
You sound pretty judgmental. Clothes don't define a person. Smoking I'm not a fan of, but as long as she was doing it in a designated area, who cares?
Razell 13
On the other hand, people like to display who they are by what they wear, so...
Misshhh 23
You know.. Bill gates and other famous wealthy entrepreneurs were slackers and didn't do that great in school and they probably didn't dress very well either but they made a success in this world. I think if you're going to judge someone by their looks and characteristics/manner then you should probably make sure you're perfect first. This girl just defended herself in an epic way.
Ardeku 15
and since nobody is perfect....
RayneSmytson 24
By the time anyone gets to college, they have more than earned the right to wear wtf they like. You say you said this in front of a tour group? I bet your ass you wouldn't have said it alone.
your_ma 27
Someone wearing ripped jeans and smoking a cigarette must mean that the university is a party school? Have a word with yourself.
supertacowaffle 41
Sass
Striker_Jr 16
Not only is she a presidential scholar, she's a boss too.
ClayDude365 17
Sounds like Jesse from Breaking Bad lmao