Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)
sarcdude 3
I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P
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Comments (179)
Ethos_fml 0
Keep ay it lad
Averizzle 0
Should of given her roses.
Reyo 2
Whatever you decide to do OP, just remember that Rape is never the answer. ...it's the solution.
Averizzle 0
You mean it's the question and the answer is yes?
TrekkieGirl 0
Well at least now you know that she's clearly not interested in you.
boyguydudemalema 0
Lay off the stalking bizz bruh.
iAlwaysYDI 0
wow. . .that really sucks, man.
nmsm 1
@36 Isn't answer and solution the same thing?
Dr_Pwn 0
I suggest roofies
BigBoii123456 0
haha.
sharpl916 0
it's not rape if she enjoys it!! xD but no, don't do things like that
EatMyCrayonz 0
Its not rape if you say supprise :P
tweetbaby14 18
well that's what happens when you are a creeper how'd you get her address anyway...
Ouroboros_fml 0
Get the Police involved. In most places it is a felony to tamper with someone's mail and/or mailbox. If someone had the nerve to touch my mail, and they weren't an employee of the postal system, I'd get their ass arrested. And hey, you've got nothing to lose, you already know she won't go out with you.
bobman555 0
That's a little harsh way of saying no thanks, dont you agree?
schwinn11 0
Remember, it's not the gift that counts, it's the thought !
M4V3R1CKR13 0
*COUGH* Stalker jk
Kamens 0
YDI for being a stalker. Or YDI for not saying it in person.
boyguydudemalema 0
109 is a freaking tatle tale !!! he gots a point tho . . .
martial42 0
staaaaallllkkkker lmao
Blazinthatshit 9
No an answer is a response a question, a solution is a way to solve a problem
shiritt 0
all right, nice one lad!
3DLoli 0
<3 Norwayyy.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)
sharpl916 0
there are people who writes poetry these days? Just say I like you to her directly or girls these days will never understand a single line of any poems!
Domonator 16
Sounds like the OP is an old-fashioned guy. He just needs to find a like-minded gal.
cowgod 0
Roses are red the sun is gold now get on your knees and do what you're told
elvgar 0
nice :P
underfailer 0
knees didnt rhyme with red, I suggest: now get in bed and do what your told.
Marv88 0
the 1st and 3rd lines don't have to rhyme....
boyguydudemalema 0
i agree with the mighty cowgod, just because he is a cow god, im no cow . . . just saying
cowgod 0
lol yeah that does sound better
kialuvsyoo 3
so true. that girl was way too harsh!!
sarcdude 3
I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P
morganiscool114 0
what does YDI mean
haydenshaw 0
Yoshi Does Ibuprofen
Comatose27 0
YDI= You Dumb Idiot.
Domonator 16
Yellow Dirty Intestines
Gourmet_Taco 0
Yeti Disinfecting Isopropynol
johncow123 0
Yelling donkey intoxication
Eddie_Paints 0
You don't investigate!
slushpup9696 12
Yeah! Derp Igloo!
I_lost_the_game 25
Your Dick Infection
rockstarajl 0
stop stalking her and maybe she will reconsider :p jk
BadPinkKitty07 0
that was uncalled for. what a beeyotch.
Imag1naryGirl 0
next time just offer Ur wanker
FernandoTorres_fml 0
He wants to do his "dick move" on her private parts?
050294 0
Now you know that she's trashy!
airforce987 20
love poems genarally don't get first dates. talking and being friendly does. poems are for relationships and valentines day. YDI for being an idiot, even though you didn't deserve garbage in your mailbox
Spyrunner 0
Poems are for those too chicken to talk face to face.
happyhak 5
Poems are for those who truely love enough to let the other have a treasured item which will constently remind them of how much they love them... Not just some stupid speech...