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By Broke as hell - 07/04/2020 23:00

Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML

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Wednesday 8 April 2020 1:27

Even after overeating, the Tums tropical fruit chewables are pretty tasty.

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With all the food banks/etc around, or family/friends, you wouldn't have to starve.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 April 2020 1:27

Even after overeating, the Tums tropical fruit chewables are pretty tasty.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 8 April 2020 17:26

With all the food banks/etc around, or family/friends, you wouldn't have to starve.

secretmisery05 25

Wednesday 8 April 2020 23:38

OP no one deserves to go to bed hungry. please message me and I can help you find accessible food near where you are!

bloopaloop 27

Thursday 9 April 2020 3:42

That sucks. I have more food than I know what to do with laying around my house. And toilet paper

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