Intimacy, Parenting, Sex and Awkward: Who are you?

Who are you?

By Anonymous - 06/05/2023 00:00

Today, my husband gave our son the sex talk. Maybe it’s because we never talk openly about it, but my husband is into some racy shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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Saturday 6 May 2023 0:09

now you can use his talk for a open discussion on what your husband likes and what you like. you need open communication

Thaylok 17

Saturday 6 May 2023 1:36

There's nothing wrong with some innocent bondage. silk scarves and fuzzy handcuffs.... Sex was meant to be enjoyed for sure.

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dreams2383 18

Saturday 6 May 2023 0:09

now you can use his talk for a open discussion on what your husband likes and what you like. you need open communication

Thaylok 17

Saturday 6 May 2023 1:36

There's nothing wrong with some innocent bondage. silk scarves and fuzzy handcuffs.... Sex was meant to be enjoyed for sure.

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