Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML
cookies1616
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(Heyyy, girl who made the post here! Had to make an account to reply). No, neither of us have piercings and neither of us know why it happened. While my boyfriend was searching on the internet for what exactly we should do, he found some guy who said he ripped his while eating a pear. I'd like to think I'm less of an idiot than that guy.
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iAmPaul 49
I don't even understand how you could manage to do that. Did he have piercings on it?
swaglesshipster 23
Points for trying? :D
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swaglesshipster 23
Points for trying? :D
aruden 25
I would hope she got points for trying specially trying that hard
purpleturtle16 20
50 points for Hufflepuff!
mikepzz 27
Should've just kept going, that way it would've come out pink and you may not have thrown up :o
tanishpradhan 20
Points for bloodshed. Aint a victory unless blood was spilled!!
TheBelt 19
Points for dedication.
iAmPaul 49
I don't even understand how you could manage to do that. Did he have piercings on it?
flufee2 27
Or maybe she had piercings on it?
diguiseppimon 10
She probably had piercings. I've done the same thing. :(
AshesNicole623 17
If you have a tongue tie you can rip it.
gichikku 14
She could have been swirling her tongue around the tip as she backed out and went down too fast before she could have her tongue under again making the tip slam into the frenulum and ripping it.
Stiggy626 25
It's called teeth
armyant98 15
That really SUCKS
ToxicTyrael 26
Just no!
Mitchellbassists 29
Very punny. You should be a comedian.
martin8337 36
No, a commodeian.
sdroze1389 31
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that is the first time I've ever herd that one. without a doubt the strangest sex injury I've ever herd of.
yuno_gasai_fml 34
Heard* I'm sorry, I had to
sdroze1389 31
it's okay, I'm super tired and one fell through the cracks.
RyanMoline 11
Stranger than One Man One Jar?
MrConcise 35
YOU'RE dizzy? He had to witness blood on his penis, that's something that could scare even the strongest-willed guy.
primadonna01 4
What's wrong with you? She injured herself, who cares about a little blood on a penis? Set your priorities straight.
MrConcise 35
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I'm assuming you missed the point, so I'll use my nice attitude. Initially, when the injury occurred and before he had a chance to process what happened, there was probably blood trickling down his dangle. That would've sent a lot of guys into a panic or made them pass out on the spot.
Cass_x 22
Dude. Us, women, bleed from our ****** every single month. I feel sorry for you if you'd seriously pass out from seeing a bit of blood on your penis.
MrConcise 35
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That's sort of the point. It's not supposed to happen to guys. The first thing we're wondering is "what did she just rip off with her mouth" if we're bleeding from a *******.
Cass_x 22
Well. Since male and female parts "down there" are pretty sensitive, maybe you could think about this; if it doesn't hurt, there's a pretty big chance the blood isn't yours.
MrConcise 35
Considering reactions are split-second, most people who see blood wouldn't come to that conclusion as their first thought. Geez, are we really arguing the semantics of sex injuries? I'm done, you all win, clearly the majority doesn't understand or agree with me.
Scryll 17
No we all understand it's just that you need to man the **** up and feel sympathetic towards the partner that is actually in pain
MrConcise 35
"Man the **** up" because I pointed out she's woozy over seeing blood when a guy should/would be? That's completely unrelated to the injury, the stupidity is overwhelming.
PurpleMyth 28
You may have periods, but it is unnatural for a penis to bleed
Scryll 17
You're adorable when you're mad
elcee1987 18
I'm totally with mrconcise. Many people initially would freak out seeing blood, only calming down after doing a self check to see if they're hurting anywhere.
MrConcise 35
I know, ain't I just a doll?
Scryll 17
I know, wanna blow me, bleed on my penis, and see if I freak out?
MrConcise 35
I dig the beard, but nah, I'm straight. Soz.
Scryll 17
So am I but the thing is I'm not a little bitch that freaks out at the sight of blood
cookies1616 5
(Haha, this is the girl who made the post. Had to make an account to reply to this hilariousness.) Don't worry, my boyfriend didn't freak out like I did. I realized the skin was broken because it hurt, so I let him know before he even realized there was blood. He never thought it was coming from him.
Scryll 17
Even though I'm sure your bf probably wouldn't have freaked out if there was blood, cause if it doesn't hurt there probably isn't blood
MrConcise 35
#47 - Maybe you just don't value your penis enough, then. Isn't the same as a bloody nose or some shit. @OP - Thanks for clarifying, was it hard telling him with your tongue in shambles?
Scryll 17
Like I said, I'm not a little bitch and I'm genuinely concerned about my partner, even more so than my penis
Scryll 17
If it didn't hurt it's fine
MrConcise 35
The whole premise of the discussion was that you wouldn't know it was your partner. EDIT: Forreal, I'm done now. People want to make it about sexism and not caring about the girl when in reality it's just a knee-jerk reaction most people would have.
Scryll 17
You would know it was your partner cause it didn't hurt, your argument is invalid
cookies1616 5
My boyfriend is pretty awesome, so telling him wasn't a problem. We had a good laugh about it actually :')
Welshite 40
For the sake of everyone's sanity, please stop arguing. No one cares, and at the end of the day y'all will still baby-talk your respective genitals.
Scryll 17
See everything was fine Mr.concise
MrConcise 35
Stop making false claims and acting like they're facts, I can't let go of blatant bullshit. There are plenty of cases where injuries don't hurt, and many more where they don't hurt immediately. I pick my cuticles all the time and find my hands with dry blood because I don't notice it, even though the wound is sore after it begins to heal.
Scryll 17
I probably won't, I'm getting a real kick out of this guys futile rebuttals haha
Scryll 17
Because biting a dick is the same as picking your cuticles
MrConcise 35
That keyboard warrior, though. "I AIN'T NO BITCH, BLOOD AIN'T SHIT, 1v1 ME IRL, LOL THIS GUY SO CUTE". Dude, get over yourself. You're simply some macho wannabe who thinks that masculinity would protect you from a natural neurological reflex.
Scryll 17
Please, if you were even remotely concerned about your partner you'd think about her before yourself, simple. Obviously you've never been a meaningful relationship.
sweetbliss3 37
how does that even happen? slow down on the intensity next time.
flufee2 27
Why was his penis under ur tongue
whitnayfortooh 29
I guess you've never had a proper ********.
badgercheese94 16
#29, well apparently this one was not proper either
NotPatSajak 11
Maybe next time take it slower OP?
primadonna01 4
I'm sorry this happened to you. Hope you get well soon!
DaRito 25
Typical like-bait comment.
snowflaky 22
Please tell me you have a tongue piercing that got caught. Because if HE has the piercing on his dick.... *shudders* If there are no piercings involved, your bf must have razor pubes. Or you're an idiot. Because I'm not sure how else this would be possible.
cookies1616 5
(Heyyy, girl who made the post here! Had to make an account to reply). No, neither of us have piercings and neither of us know why it happened. While my boyfriend was searching on the internet for what exactly we should do, he found some guy who said he ripped his while eating a pear. I'd like to think I'm less of an idiot than that guy.
Dallyni 22
I don't think it makes him an idiot for doing something like that by accident, just saying
praesidiem 16
Hey! I'm not an idiot! It was a hell of a good pear....
trtnt25 19
I ripped mine and I didn't really bleed but it hurt for a few weeks
kewpiesuicide 29
I've definitely ripped mine a few times. My frenulum is large and hits my bottom teeth when I stick out my tongue.
StrayCatXIII 7
I ripped mine by my wife barely sucking on my tongue, they are very easily torn.
btrain_5 5
Shoutout to PEARS I've been eating a lot of PEARS