Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was leaving college when my yearlong roommate said that he "needed me inside him" before I left. Having just accepted that I’m gay, we had sex. Only later did I learn about the floor-wide bet about me being gay. I still don’t know if my roommate fucked me for fun or for 5 cases of beer. FML
Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad, which is one of my roommate's names, when I came. Now her and her friends think I'm gay, and my roomate Brad moved out. FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, my friend with benefits texted me to say that his roommate had heard us getting it on, and had gone on to nickname me 'Giggles'. FML
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lowercasename 0
That's hilarious At least you were having sex though, so I wouldn't fret it too much
Shadowflames420 0
LoL. Was she hot? Cause you should get brownie points for porking a hottie when your friends think your gay.
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Comments (105)
lowercasename 0
That's hilarious At least you were having sex though, so I wouldn't fret it too much
luvmuffin10 0
At least you were having sex!!! I'll have it with you anytime!! I'd lick ur **** for days! I bet it tastes great!! I'll do ur roomates too!
JocelynKaulitz 28
Well hey, at least one of your friends believed in you.
Inyourendo 0
Haha, thats ****** class you deserved it, should have got laid earlier lol
Shadowflames420 0
LoL. Was she hot? Cause you should get brownie points for porking a hottie when your friends think your gay.
Edmund_Dantes 0
So what? Why are you offended that someone thinks you're gay? It's not necessarily an insult, just an observation.
sweet_addy 0
hey man...atleast they know you can work it! but seriously what kind of friends do you have man?
thebeanishere 8
Friends with no faith
kissothis 6
that's ****** up.. how are they your friends if they didn't know you are straight?
hpnerd 0
I feel bad for the girl... getting walked in on is embarrassing. Especially when they say they thought the dude you're sleeping with was gay.
hiyaa 0
some people dig the 'gay type,' it mightve done you good and gotten you the girl
iiteddy 0
i agree with #6 tey arent yur friends
hayleyjames 0
how are they not his friends because they weren't sure of his sexuality some people have a hunch that their friend might be gay but because that doesn't change anything they don't say anything are you special?
yesmy_love 0
dude.... you just got laid......... quit your bitching........ unless the chick was ugly, in which case i'd understand......... i mean, if you're gonna convert, she should at least LOOK like a woman.........