Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad, which is one of my roommate's names, when I came. Now her and her friends think I'm gay, and my roomate Brad moved out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML
Today, while intoxicated, I accidentally called my girlfriend by female roommate's name. Panicked, I tried to correct myself and said my female best friend's name. My relationship with both is 100% platonic, but as a last ditch effort, completely frazzled, I said my cat's name. Now she won't stop calling me by her ex's name. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
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MissMoonshine 0
Why do so many men think they are exactly what every gay guy dreams of? PULEASE. Get over yourselves and relax your sphincter. You ain't all that, yo.
Natalie2k8 6
If your not gay then why did you say Brad's name when you came? I'd think you were gay too! lol
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MissMoonshine 0
Why do so many men think they are exactly what every gay guy dreams of? PULEASE. Get over yourselves and relax your sphincter. You ain't all that, yo.
TheBananaTheif 0
Unless they really are. Many a gay guy has hit on me.
gunnar7240 0
Yeah my best friend gets checked out by gay guys and its hilarious haha.
Spreed 0
WTF how do you do that?
ndvorsky 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
it has been proven that it is impossible to control what you say when you cum
Bruno_fml 0
Ahahahahahah, HAHAHAHA, ahahahah that is so funny, hahahaha
ChristopherAdam 0
dude thats so F***** up, sorry to hear
applecake 0
Good thing your roommates a guy or you'd have been in big trouble with the misses.
Natalie2k8 6
If your not gay then why did you say Brad's name when you came? I'd think you were gay too! lol
LoitumaDude 0
I'm pretty sure you just can't admit it to yourself...ever heard of something called a "sub-conscious" ?
TheYoshiMan 12
There's no such thing. It's actually called the unconscious.
myster1ous 0
LOL nice.
TheAngelEvol 0
well think of it this way, man. at least now you have a single room, right?
sarahhha 0
sounds pretty gay.