Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, I took a two-hour bus ride to get to orientation, got stuck a block away because the pedestrian sidewalk was closed, waited half-an-hour for my ride in the rain, when someone called the cops on me for acting suspicious. I got to the interview soaking wet, and they told me they'd rescheduled. FML
Today, a tenant in my apartment block told me about a nice shady place behind our building where he often goes to relax. Curious, I went looking for it. It was a quiet and secluded courtyard. At least until a man came out of nowhere waving a hammer in my face, screaming in a foreign language. FML
Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
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Top comments
sheethapins 13
At least he didn't think you were a hooker.
Awahso 25
I hope you defended yourself.
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Awahso 25
I hope you defended yourself.
zuzupetalsYO 11
what does that have to do with rain? but then what happened?
Awahso 25
It has to do with a man chasing him half a block...
BigPuss 0
you were on his corner, smarten up son LLOLL
Adorlee 11
I was stuck in the thunderstorm too! :(
BigPuss 0
no! you were engulfed upon gods ejaculation!
IceeCreamm 7
Charlie Sheen?
PurpleRae420 0
Why would you have his drugs yah hope you defended yourself next time don't go there unless you have a ride and don't have to wait in a bad spot! Glad your alive people will kill for drugs even if you didn't have anything on you he could think that you took or smoked whatever he needed!!! Call the popo next time if they get there in time
NiqueKristan92 0
Haha # 40... The op is not "winning"
lonewolf6613 4
56 haha popo. lol anyway I have only one question for op... did u give the drugs back to him? you shouldn't have taken them in the first place. lol jk :)
DrDreTheChronic 0
haha hustlaz corner
bezach 0
56, he was waiting for a bus, don't give op shit for that -.-
Mpsteve13 7
say to him, free hugs not drugs!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
No...
Faleni 4
yeah I agree with 15 I don't see that ending well, but atleast your mom didn't tell you to run out of walmart because she shoplifted...there's always a bright side ;)
TheSithAssassin 15
@16 Yes or the Mom could have been selling, took the money, the man yells "where's my drugs?!?!", the Mom runs and tells OP to run but OP stands there to get a ride home from crazy.
woosah 16
ya that won't get his ass beat to shit or anything. throwing out hugs eh.
oops_im_fucked 8
NO I WANT MY ******* HEROIN!!!
nlr 9
I hope he knows what he's doing with his life...
whybother8 0
what?!
nlr 9
smoking kills so their basically committing suicide but slowly...
Timbits93 1
When i first read it, i was expecting for you to get drenched by the rain... NOT drugs, least nothing bad happened.
Timbits93 1
*nothing bad happened. iPod screen not helping with accurate placement.
tx_beast 5
I'm pretty sure being chased by a junkie is a bad thing...
chika_yeaah23 0
did u get him his drugs?
enonymous 9
It's Canada... Drugs to them are smoking catnip, snorting pixie stix, and shooting up maple syrup. All while waiting for the Canucks or Leafs game to come on.
lonewolf6613 4
42 wow that's hilarious! lol damn Canadians!
yelwarc 0
I guess you never heard of bc bud lol silly Americans, who blend bigmacs and inject it into their veins
LOLbomb 1
Wow. Someone's obviously Canadian. Somehow, I knew a cliche obese remark would be made. I've been to Canada. Weird people there. :l
Livinia 11
OP, we all know that you were secretly the crazy guy in this anecdote :)
BigPuss 0
Want to swallow your son?
ShakeMeDown 12
^ win.
BigPuss 0
why you dealing drugs broh?
Faleni 4
I believe you don't need the h
BigPuss 0
lol u mad?
Faleni 4
??? ummm no...but thanks for asking.
hiyourcute 0
Wowww that blows. Just suck it up, but clearly he smoked you. I hope he didn't shoot up the block. But I have to admit, that made me snort from laughter.
MrLefty 8
I c wat u did thar.
womanjesus 0
12 you're has an 'e' on the end if you're using it in that context. heads up.
hiyourcute 0
Yeahh I thought about that a couple days after I made the account and that actually really bothers me when people do that but I couldn't figure out how to change it:(
sheethapins 13
At least he didn't think you were a hooker.
kaybear321 4
yea no doubt
saraitkddh 47
things then could have really been so much worse
mahomie97 7
#19.... i did not underatand a word you just said!! haha englishh please?
BigPuss 0
Problem?
niw_fml 0
ME GUSTA