Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML
Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ragnarok1540 39
Did he at least give you a treat and a belly rub afterwards?
coming back in the future 30
That's a good girl.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (72)
countryguy91290 16
Haha shouldn't have said anything
cheshireau 26
I agree. Kind of asked for it even if it was just an unusual thing said to you. Friends are great like that. And family too. Shit stirrers
Madikat 12
Yep I agree
Matteo_G 16
I'm sorry this doesn't have to do with the FML but I'm new and I was wondering how are the "names" if the FMLs(near sex of the OP) are decided since you can't submit a name for your fml when you write one
countryguy91290 16
if you have an account it will show user name.
ragnarok1540 39
Did he at least give you a treat and a belly rub afterwards?
fk18 27
No, but he did throw her a bone ;)
ColorOfSoul 19
Both? Talking about spoiling here.
messiersm 3
I think you may have won the Internets for today 9!
coming back in the future 30
That's a good girl.
enginsteve 17
dammit! I wanted to say it!
more4me 27
Doesn't matter. Had sex! :)
bapbap_fml 15
He put a bag on my head... Still counts!
mthurston 14
I just had SEXXXXXXX!!!!
limegreenpoopie 31
They're being annoying. They'll snap out of it soon enough.
ChristinePi 36
This is hilarious, sorry, OP. Don't worry though, I'm sure one of them will have an equally awkward sexual experience and share it with you as well and you can tease them about it back. If it's really bothering you, you can always be up front with them.
tbro47 23
I'd let it ride. They'll get tired of it eventually if it doesn't get a reaction, but if they're anything like my friends, saying that it bugs you or anything would make them do it more often and for a longer period of time. My friends would turn it into a nickname. They still bring up nicknames from over 7 years ago
moodyreallyrocks 27
Just ignore them OP, they'll realize how stupid they're acting..
pleasedie 22
I'm sorry OP but frankly thats quite hilarious.
AnOriginalName 19
How do you know OP's name is Frankly?
mags_95 11
Question is, are you going to see him again?