Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, my very sheltered girlfriend decided to surprise me by cleaning our apartment. Although she grew up with housekeepers and maids, I thought it was common knowledge that you don’t try cleaning the bathroom with both bleach and ammonia. We still can’t go back inside our place. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
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You should go get screened for any precancerous growths or other bodily disturbances... That could be serious stuff
then000bster 16
Don't worry, a little toxic never killed anyo..... Maybe you will turn into a mutant turtle or something cool!!!!!
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You should go get screened for any precancerous growths or other bodily disturbances... That could be serious stuff
oj101 33
Cancer develops over a long time. It isn't immediate.
TwitchingNebula 17
They also tell you to call the poison control center if you swallow too much soap so that stuff really can't be all that good for you either.
Chucks719 4
precancerous.... and we don't know how long its been going on for either
FatherofTime87 18
You'll be fine. Dishwashers drain the soapy water and refill with fresh water for another wash. It's the rinse cycle and should remove most of any lingering death potion... Which was already diluted from the wash cycle anyway.
BjgUsername 12
That sounds tasty
MrClean17 15
Mmm, poison. Enjoy your semi-toxic dishes OP!
then000bster 16
Don't worry, a little toxic never killed anyo..... Maybe you will turn into a mutant turtle or something cool!!!!!
\ 28
After someone's testicles fall off, first.
Misswildsides 22
^where did that come from?
CrissyyyS2 22
Well that escalated quickly.
not_a_robot 15
#20, in Anchorman, the actual quote is "Boy, that escalated quickly". I am not really sure how the meme came to be "Well, that escalated quickly".
SammyS2012 21
36- the actual quote in Star Wars is, "No. I am your father" instead of "Luke, I am your father". One word in a quote being changed is common though incorrect. The anchorman quote is just something like that
iAlissa 34
#35, does it honestly matter that much?
PiNkMoOn 9
put it in her perfume
Demonfish 14
Now that's a bit drastic, after all au'de'disinfectant is soo last year...
PiNkMoOn 9
sorry,but i'm some kinda pranker ,i've already pranked everyone i know so far !
itsjaliciaa 5
He Trying To Kill Y'all ?! Smh .
B5B0N35 18
Dont you mean "she" not "he"
iAlissa 34
Why Do You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
might wanna call the CDC
Sonfang 19
You mean Poison Control? CDC is Center for Disease Control and Prevention, I'm not sure that semi-toxic floor cleaner falls in that category.
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
Yeah that's what I meant haha my bad I wasn't thinking too clearly at 2 am
Demonfish 14
Did no one ever teach her the difference between the two? But then again she should have the common sense to read the bloody bottles...
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Pretty sure she did that maliciously because she only used the chemical when it was her turn to do dishes..
B5B0N35 18
Check with a doctor just incase she put any "other" thing in your everyday things
spunkylady 24
How do some people end up to be such jackasses?
Soniye 14
Either hates washing dishes that badly or just hates people in general .-.??
kmccain 27
or just doesn't pay attention to what she's using...
Soniye 14
Don't think someone can be THAT dumb and NOT ALWAYS pay attention to what they're using... Smh
kmccain 27
Common sense would say check what you're using, but unfortunately many people ignore it.