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Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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smtm2012 6

That's just sad.

G0v3nat0r 7

That us when he is supposed to ask "how do you spell that again?"

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Ilikeurfmls 13

:(

The_Thinker 18

Damn it, Baustigt, no! Always be wittier. :'( See? I so owned that.

MsBHaven 8

if were to just write: 'lol' in reference to #25s comment would I have failed just as miserably?

PAZ5037 2

How many times have you met this guy?

hockeyoceancity 13

In my dreams or in person...?

ihatethesenamez 6

"Say my name" " ummm....errr.....Rebecca?"

MCRaddict15 15

I think I'd be pissed off more if he said the wrong name.

JustKittyKat 24

Please tell me you kicked his ass. Right? Right?!

gionatorinc 5

literally or not?

Krirn 21

!xobile

GweedSincE84_fml 15

In the quiet words of the virgin mary "come again".

MsBHaven 8

why so many thumbs down..? made me chuckle! ..oh well thumbs up from me

samreimer 7

If I were him, I would have just said "my name!" and hope you got a good laugh.

x_cutkiller_x_fml 6

Exactly what I would have done, funny way to get out of trouble.

smumtaz13 2

: )

smumtaz13 2

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LevyLove 17

You need to drop this asshole, you're just going to get more emotionally attached and end up getting more hurt. Hopefully you view it as a good thing (or as good as you can view it I mean) that he means more to you than you ever did and you should never accept that. I'm trying to put this as nicely as possible but... He only sees you as a piece of ass that he can hit up whenever he's bored so **** him. Not literally though, as you see that would make it worse. :/ You'll find someone worth your time soon enough!

DjeePee 25

That guy is not necessarily an asshole. There is a chance he isn't aware of OP's feelings for him, and that he just thought it was a non-loving one night stand. To be honest, I even think this situation is more OP's fault than his. She's in love with him for years and eventually has sex with him, while she doesn't even know what she means for him. And if he doesn't know her name, I don't think she means a lot.

LevyLove 17

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

That's true, but I just think if she's been in love with him for YEARS and been involved for so long... Surely this topic had to have come up before....no pillow talk even? And I'm sure she's given off pretty strong hints of having feelings for him in other ways if not just straight up verbally saying so. I mean, we all know and can feel and pick up vibes through body language, actions, flirtations and such when someone's into you...

LevyLove 17

And we'll probably never know all the logistics of the story but I personally think any guy who ***** a girl that he doesn't even know the name of, and since she's been in love with him they had to have some basis of a relationship in some way ( or else maybe the OP is sort of a stalker?) that he probably has the tendencies of a deuschbag....

MagicStallion 9

Maybe we should stop with the essay writing... :/

winnerme123 8

39- Totally agreed!

DjeePee 25

Levylove, it could be that OP was too shy to talk to that guy, let alone tell hem about his feelings. It could also be that she did gave some subtle hints and, as FML tought us, there's a friggin' big chance that those didn't give the desired reaction. I don't know if guys (and girls) who **** other people without knowing there names are truly douchebags. They're not acting like a gentleman would do, that's for sure, but if both parties willingly agried to have some random sex - without knowing eachother's names - they don't act mean, aka like a douchebag, do they?

Fmlsea 28

these days most people don't care about getting people's names and just want to sleep together (society is screwed). But OP can't expect for this guy to know her name unless he has actually told her or she has meet him/known him for years (not just admiring from a far ). altho i do feel sorry for OP cause that would suck hopefully the next guy knows your name and hopefully OP doesnt rush into it until she knows where she stands .

downtime 13

37, So it's absolutely fine if you sleep with people you hardly know so long as you know their name? I don't understand your logic. How is he a douchebag but she isn't? They both engaged in sex willingly with someone they barely knew. That said, there is nothing "douchey" about this behaviour. Who people choose to sleep with not only has nothing to do with you, but doesn't reflect their quality as a person either.

yuggi1 11

At least he wore a condom........?

dacuar 0

Why do women always set themselves up for this shit.

TarieBoo 2

so we can say all men are the same._. #truestory

KitGrey 4

Why do idiots always make gross generalisations? :-P

dacuar 0

Because we control you. And you keep falling for the same trick every time. We need to get from differnt soures. 47 quit being an ugly clown.