say my name
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Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
undoable
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
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United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
ummPORQUE
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
YouDontSay
Dublin, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Douche
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Juliett
Wisconsin Rapids, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good question
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Anonymous
Gainesboro, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Anonymous
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Who am I?
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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smtm2012 6
That's just sad.
G0v3nat0r 7
That us when he is supposed to ask "how do you spell that again?"
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Comments (159)
williamcarter93 13
I don't think you're in love, maybe you have a big crush and he just wants sex...
cheerjasmin 2
Wow, you should probs try and fix that,sad day
howrudoin 11
If i was the guy i wulda been like "you naughty girl" or "ohh u nasty dirty *****" no? Thats not the name you wanted me to call you babe? Lol
yousodi 10
This one time at band camp,,,,
GomerHerpton 0
you're nothing but a number
annihil8or 15
He shoulda started saying the song lol: "say my name, say my name, when no one is around you just say baby I love you..."
MsBHaven 8
Due to being one of those saddos that usually ends up scrolling through the entire comment list (after all the comments are usually the funniest part!) ..I've seen this tune crop up approximately 5 times already.. not original! ..Just saying :P
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why are you having sex with someone who doesn't know your name? It's not that hard to memorize someone's name. So either it's way too early to be having sex with this guy, he's a total player and doesn't give two ***** about you, or you fall into bed with guys too easily. YDI
StikkiLou 0
...There are a million sexier things to say than "say my name"...
rightspark 7
Relax you laid. Now go crush on someone else and make sure you call him by his name so he can call you back by your name:)
rexreta 5
O.o