Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
Douche
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Good question
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Who am I?
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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smtm2012 6
That's just sad.
G0v3nat0r 7
That us when he is supposed to ask "how do you spell that again?"
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Comments (159)
TommyBoyyy 5
You must of been that good lol ;-)
Brahmzy1 3
Tell me, what kind of people sleep with other people and do even get tobknow each others names
Ray_of_midnight 23
To quote Christine Lavin, "Never call your sweetheart by his name."
angelinaanimerg 7
How can you be in love with someone who doesn't know your name... YOU CANT POSSIBLY know him that well and have him not know who u r
McNerdyNerd 8
Sorry, but to avoid anymore moments like this...maybe you ahould get to know someone before having sex with them. I mean..it's only a special act between two humans that can possibly give you a kid. Names might be important.
LiceDownUnder 3
Hahahahahahahahaha you shouldnt be such. Floozy
SimplyEerb 3
What a clichè thing to say during sex...
xCrazyMexican 4
**** BLOCK!!!!!
Strawberry_1622 7
Hopefully this means you no longer love him.
_star_666 0
i personally dont like it when a guy says my name during sex for that matter i dont like it when they talk at all lol any one else feel this way???
yoursucklives 36
yup. i'm not into dirty talk
rebelliousshroom 12
I completely agree, sex is a time for physical communication, possibly emotional - not verbal.