Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
Douche
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Good question
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Who am I?
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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smtm2012 6
That's just sad.
G0v3nat0r 7
That us when he is supposed to ask "how do you spell that again?"
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unknown_user5566 27
Didn't know it, or didn't remember it in the moment? There's a big difference between the two. I don't know about anyone else, but when I have sex I'm generally focused on the feel of it. I realize some people like to talk and do the whole "say my name" bit, but in the moment, I don't find it all that important.
Harpy20 24
Talking during sex always sounds forced and posed.
seasonedtoast 19
I hate to be the one to point out the obvious but he doesn't feel the same way. Start calling him Jim (assuming that's not his name)
KaylaDawnn 5
Say my name, say my name, you actin kinda shady, ain't callin' me baby.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
This made me think of Rihanna..
martin_martian7 11
What's his name? O.o
newbiehere99 6
I thought the same thing when I read this ...
ProhibitionRose 14
I really don't get the attraction/appeal of moaning names during sex.
AlphaPrice 7
I've always guessed that it was suppose to make the person feel good about themself
PyroAngel1821 13
I think if my boufriend moaned my name randomally during sex I'd kinda be like uhhh? what the heck? Who else would it be???
neoamaru_fml 8
Dude, there's something called a DATE!!! You guys should try it!!!!! What is happening to the sanctity of Relationships!
KitGrey 4
I feel using that many exclamation marks is the sign of an unsound mind.
bwzwally8 15
so what is it?
Dnigz13 4
So did you tell him it and continue on, or just stop right there?
SanpakuEyes 18
There have been times during "that moment" when I couldn't have remembered my own name not to mention someone else's.