Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
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Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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Douche
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Good question
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Who am I?
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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smtm2012 6
That's just sad.
G0v3nat0r 7
That us when he is supposed to ask "how do you spell that again?"
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Comments (159)
jquibell 2
Doesn't matter had sex
ThisBiatchFMLs 5
Haha exactly!
klovemachine 24
You read my mind 57 :)
perdix 31
Mulva? Dolores!!!!
djcharteroak31 0
Lol classic Seinfeld.
mayyberry 4
You've known each other for years yet he doesn't know your name?
bmkc4 1
Exactly what I was thinking
ehllychan 10
No. She has known him for years, that's a fact. But it doesn't mean they have known each other for years. I've seen plenty of girls who "love" guys they have never talked to before, and the other way around.
ImaginaryFoe 1
OP, you shot yourself. First, I doubt you were seriously "in love". I hate how that term is being cheapened. Unless he has quite severe memory issues, it sounds like you don't know each other all that well. Assuming you aren't attracted to brainless jerks, someone you've talked to and spent time with for years will generally remember your name. This sounds like a crush. Second, if all you wanted was to have sex just once with your crush, you've nothing to complain about. If you wanted more, you probably should've waited until after the introductions to jump in bed. I have nothing against casual sex but it obviously wasn't casual for you; you allowed yourself to be used.
sammySamantha 0
Wow and how long have yall been talking?
Llama_Face89 34
Ahh true love..
mosquito19 14
say my name? who does that? should've ask him to pull your hair or slap your ass
trippythehippy 6
Don't forget pinning you against the wall
munchy22 5
so cliché
tinysocks 11
Usually you make sure someone knows your name before banging them, at least if there is any self respect involved...maybe a lifestyle change is in order?
Emerald_86 0
Really?!?!....so you have a crush and you finally do it and you decide to ask that??? ...and instead of just f*ing his brains out and enjoying your self, you ask him to think while hes inside you ?.. Ya your smart . .. Ruined good sex over a name.. So sad ..
kdawgone 9
Obviously you two barely know each other, so I am not sure how the hell you could possibly be in love with this guy. You need to work on your self-esteem and self confidence.