say my name
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Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
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United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
YouDontSay
Dublin, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Douche
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Juliett
Wisconsin Rapids, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good question
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Anonymous
Gainesboro, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Anonymous
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Who am I?
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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smtm2012 6
That's just sad.
G0v3nat0r 7
That us when he is supposed to ask "how do you spell that again?"
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smtm2012 6
That's just sad.
tylerwc111 13
Sort of deserved that one. I do feel really sorry for you though.
xlord 27
that's actually creepy. how has op been in love with him for years and he not even know her name?
wow_idc 0
"Say my name, say my name. If no one is around you, say, 'baby I love you'"...anyone else think of Destiny's Child?
TrollPolice 0
At least he didn't say his sister's name like another FML we know.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
OP: "say my name" Guy: Baby... Honey... Sugar... Sweetie... Angel... Aw **** it!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
this situation reminds me of the thundercats battle cry...
Isoldael 27
@22 - it could be that OP was in love with him, but admiring him from a distance. They may have never spoken before today, who knows?
alliewillie 22
Then how is that love? That's creepy stalker territory. You cant love someone you've never actually spoken to.
Harpy20 24
Hopefully he gets a chance to pull out and run before he gets any deeper into that stink. FHL.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Actually saying, "My name" might have gotten him out of it.
Oreohugzpenny 4
24# I actually think of Rihanna and Drake.
mylifesucks_fml 1
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psh, if I were him I'd do the Chris brown and make her "beg for it", but eventually do so much so that she forgot she even asked. and when shes knocked out u look at her phone. he has no improv skills at all. smh.
Isoldael 27
68 - I see "loving someone" and "being in love with" as two different things. I've seen people who were head over heels with someone from their school, even if they had never talked. Hormones make people do crazy things :)
hhhwat 0
Poor gal.
doctorhook86 25
I'm gonna take the controversial position and say YDI for not making sure about this before hopping in the sack with this douche.
downtime 13
What makes him a douche?
doctorhook86 25
116: ******* a woman without even knowing her name. Not classy.
draegbomb 5
Now Samuel Jackson is a man full of class.
doctorhook86 25
Damn straight, Jared Allen.
downtime 13
That doesn't make him a douche, it makes him a man with low standards, or someone who has a horrible memory for names...
HollyDolly660 8
No... It still makes him a douche..
BlackRogue 8
129 generally speaking, if you can't even be bothered to find out the name of the chick you're banging, you're probably a douche. That's just the way the world works. Sorry to burst your happy bubble :(
monkeybanana 7
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I'm so sorry... That must've ruined it :(
P374RD3D 9
Yes, Captain Obvious, it probably did.
TarieBoo 2
no no, they casually went on ******* and let that awkward moment pass by
EverestMelting 23
^^ That's what I would've done.
G0v3nat0r 7
That us when he is supposed to ask "how do you spell that again?"
awagh666 14
B.O.B
shahs 3
^Your profile pic is perfect for that comment
TheUnholyApple 6
It's not that, he just can't figure out how to pronounce 'Spreme'.
HiIAmKevin 8
53- haha please tell me you were referring back to the fml the other day?!
GweedSincE84_fml 15
Wow, that really sucks at lest he didn't call you by another name
GweedSincE84_fml 15
Let me correct myself (at least).
PerfasarusRex 3
It's probably a little too early to have sex if he doesn't even know your name
taracrane1 7
Sounds like destiny's child is on its way
patrickalamo 48
Say my name say my name
Kajol123 5
If no one is around you, say "baby I love you"
moonsxstars 6
Love is a bitch
itssosparkly 21
Yeah, because if it were a ****, it would be easy.
xMiss_Maggot 7
that's a turn off..
HelloGuys 4
Maybe he knew her name, but was to busy in sex to remember at that exact moment?????
star9926 0
Hw would juu knw , have had sex with someone nd didn't knw there name at the moment # I'm juss saying
jojimugo 20
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You just got one night standed
peniiis 8
Did you tell him or push him off?