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Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I was babysitting an eleven year-old boy. He decided we would play with Nerf guns with Velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck to his pants, and he wiggled it for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML
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TCRII 30
Regular nerf or mega? Did it work?
J15237 25
Did it launch is the number one question and hey at least your kids are using their imagination.
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Comments (8)
Rodville 28
Depending on their age it’s not that big of a deal. Just sucks they used your tampons. A friend posted a pic of their 3 year old with them on his fingers. She called him Edward tampon hands first like a year or so.
TCRII 30
Regular nerf or mega? Did it work?
J15237 25
Did it launch is the number one question and hey at least your kids are using their imagination.
RichardPencil 32
Unused ones, I pray?
idragosani 17
Pretty ingenius, actually, as long as they were unused lol
shannon2348 14
I actually think this is funny. And your kids are quite imaginative.
thisisbutaname 38
Nerf teamed up with tampons manufacturers to develop a brand new insertion method
mfranks19891989 10
At least they weren’t doing drugs