Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend said to me, “Who’s your daddy?” during the deed and it was so off-putting, I said my dad's actual name. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with an ex when he whispered in my ear, "Who's my baby?" I, being very bad at dirty talk, said, "You." FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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michael_wells831 16
I never have a girl call me daddy it's just weird and a turn off like I'm not trying to role play incest haha
sarah2144 14
Saying who's your daddy during sex is creepy as ****.
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Comments (115)
SlyCooper15 16
Why would you unearth something like that D=
WingWalker 2
I can't believe people still use cheesy lines like "who's your daddy?"
GunSlinger69 19
YDI, that expression is just weird, I have no clue why some people use it.
liza1922 7
never got the who's your daddy thing. Why would anyone think incest is sexy?
Fas4wd 13
'Who's your daddy'??!! Get with the times man.
1ch4bod_Cr4n3 6
better than "are you done yet?" I've heard that b4; that would ruin the mood really quick!
Unes 10
Obviously not u
eatsteak 20
YDI, for not checking if she was into the daddy thing before hand. avoid akwardness and have more fun know what she likes.
walshy_xoxox 10
I like calling the guy daddy in the sex or when he says it to me. I like to be dominated and it makes me feel very dominated and feel like they have sexual power over me. It's a big turn on so no judgement here ✋
Tsukiyomi 16
You're an asshole