Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend said to me, “Who’s your daddy?” during the deed and it was so off-putting, I said my dad's actual name. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with an ex when he whispered in my ear, "Who's my baby?" I, being very bad at dirty talk, said, "You." FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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michael_wells831 16
I never have a girl call me daddy it's just weird and a turn off like I'm not trying to role play incest haha
sarah2144 14
Saying who's your daddy during sex is creepy as ****.
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Comments (115)
Waschlappen 23
Why do guys think that this is a turn on? It's a terrible thing to say to a girl, no matter what you are doing.
KrazyKatz333 15
Well I mean if you are having a conversation about relatives it may be fine.
CuteCammy 15
Don't ever do that.. Again
ThaReaper319 19
I really don't think that's in style anymore.... or it may never have been.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
That's disgusting. Don't ask a girl who their daddy is when having sex. No one wants to screw their dad.
mimimu_fml 10
no girl likes that never say it again
Yallrsmepussies 2
Saying "Who's your daddy' doesn't really pertain to incestuous roleplay or whatever you people believe, it's more of a dominant/submissive thing, since a 'daddy' is a more dominant figure in a relationship.
Attacksloth 33
I have no clue why this "whose your daddy" thing, is a thing, but I'll try to be open-minded and say... shouldn't you have known that she's sensitive to her lack-of-father-figure?
Bragi 12
No sense of adventure...
Terrynics 8
Ouch. I would say these things happen but that's just plain old unlucky.
Saraishi 25
Ew. I never understood why some people like that phrase, it's beyond creepy.