Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
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michael_wells831 16
I never have a girl call me daddy it's just weird and a turn off like I'm not trying to role play incest haha
sarah2144 14
Saying who's your daddy during sex is creepy as ****.
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Comments (115)
BunnyStar 14
I never understood why that qualifies as dirty talk. I love my dad to pieces but you wouldn't catch me sleeping with him.
xKai_Axelx 12
YDI for awkward sex talk.
dawood_k 27
Ha ha ha sorry but that is awkwardly hilarious
mosquito19 14
how about she says "who is your mom?" during sex, would you like that?
wildgenius 13
"Today, I said 'Who's your mommy' during sex. He pulled out and left the country. FML"
limabeans101029 21
I'm not sure about other women, but that'd be an instant turn off for me
grumblebum 16
Honestly, how is that a turn on?
Jasim 17
I loath this sentence.
davek 36
Try saying it when you have a daughter of your own and see how ******* creepy it sounds.
LaurenRoxsU 9
Does one literally mean they are role-playing as your "Daddy" when using this phrase? Because that's really creepy. I don't get it. Why would THIS be what you yell when getting into the moment? (With your not-daughter, I might add.) And even more curious, what is she supposed to say back?!?
ohSNAPyall 27
Even if she took it as intended, it would mean "sugar daddy," which is still insulting toward her.