Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
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Today, my now ex-boyfriend said to me, “Who’s your daddy?” during the deed and it was so off-putting, I said my dad's actual name. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with an ex when he whispered in my ear, "Who's my baby?" I, being very bad at dirty talk, said, "You." FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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michael_wells831 16
I never have a girl call me daddy it's just weird and a turn off like I'm not trying to role play incest haha
sarah2144 14
Saying who's your daddy during sex is creepy as ****.
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Comments (115)
Ebbzyboy12345 16
Why would you even say that though? That's just creepy as hell
killer0689 20
I an
blu42nj 4
There's a black joke here but I let it be.
Kandolo7 6
Dude, if you are not Barney Stinson aka the only guy who can say it, well YDI. :)
kingrod 10
she black. I'm black. so this comment is legit
fantasyworld 39
I never got the whole girls calling their boyfriends daddy thing.
weezypanda420 22
I would have stopped in the middle of sex if someone said "who's your daddy" that's just to weird..
theatergeek6225 10
Remind me of How I met your mother. Barney " Who's your daddy?" Girl " Who's your daddy?" Barney breaks down " I Don't know" LOL