You're down voting this guy, but what he says, is likely true. If Op got out there a bit more, instead if staying at home moping while watching ****, then he might actually get laid. Of course, he might already be doing this, but thus far has just been unlucky; in this case, I wish you the best of luck in your endeavours! :)

No, op needs to get it in more.

Not sure if "getting laid" will fix depression. However it is worth finding out. Also, just exercise of some sort will help and sunlight help too.

I go out plenty, but im in engineering school so I cant get laid either. some places the odds are just stacked against you.

21- people misunderstood what i'm trying to point out but thank you for ellaborating it more. Btw i'm a girl. Haha :)

A beautiful girl

"Haha :)"

It's probably because of your grammar.

Yeah, I always make girls pass a literacy test before I sleep with them. "I'm gonna rock your world after you identify the adverbs and correctly place commas in this sentence."

Hey, some people are turned on by those, 11. Go back a several FMLs and you'll see ;)

come on, if he's really from saudi arabia you can't expect his grammar to be perfect.

i lovl 2 lyyk rt **** it yummy i luv i t amkae me hapy! :)

Proper grammar makes me hot.

me 2 it so cool im lik haha wana dat??

you do realize that people don't speak English everywhere in the world right?

being from India this kind of ridiculous ignorance really gets to me. I'd like to see you speaking perfect Hindi.

Llama.

im english i spek full

10 - what's wrong with his grammar?

10 would probably like it to read as been laid instead of got laid.

The proper way to phrase that sentence would be "I have not gotten laid," not got. The use of "have" dictates that a past participle is required in that statement, not past tense. However, I'm guessing this guy is a foreign speaker of English, so to have deliberately pointed out this trivial mistake is just pretty asinine. Petty, even.

If **** stars can get laid, so can you. Keep your chin up. Er, chins up.

#46 "gotten" is almost only used in American English.

Dammit, I accidentally clicked reply on that last comment.

I guess my sarcasm wasn't picked up? In any case, it should actually be, "I haven't been laid in..."

Really?

Because girlfriends are just for sex.

No, ofcourse not.. But wanking it all day ain't gonna do the guy no justice either.. Depressed or not

They are also good at ironing, cooking, cleaning, and expressing displeasure after reading this sentence.

Don't forget banning you for basically that exact joke. ( curse you whatever feminazi who doesn't understand what ;) Jk means)

You think making his own **** would be better? And what store were you purchased from?

#61 - It's well known that using **** frequently can hinder sex lives and create a 'fear' (as such) of a real, face-to-face relationship. The way to stop this is to quit ****, like #75 pointed out. I'm not saying this happens with everyone but it's becoming more of a problem.

You know alot about this, and it seem like you have a secret!!

What you've got here is a win-win situation. Well...except for the roofie girl.

"If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid"