Today, while sitting on a bench drawing, some guy went up to me, yelled, “YOUR ART SUCKS” and flipped my sketchpad out of my hands. I’d been working on that piece for hours and now there’s a big black pencil streak on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I posted a picture of a drawing that I was so proud of on Twitter. It was the best drawing I’ve ever done. A few minutes later, someone commented saying, “What is this?” Looks like it’s back to the drawing board for me. FML
Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML
Today, I came home and found my desk devoid of all paper. Turned out my mom dropped by and wanted to surprise me by cleaning up my work area. She threw away over 7 months worth of irreplaceable original sketches, notes and storylines, thinking they were worthless. My job is a full-time artist. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours drawing a scenery. I was tired halfway in and took a break. Came back to my room to see it getting scribbled on. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML
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tounces7 28
Guessing it was an 18-25 year old male, drinking his way through college, right? Yeah, dumbest creatures on the planet, so I wouldn't worry about his opinion too much anyway.
Jonkbaby 23
Keep it and Title it "Your Art Sucks!"
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Was it one of my relatives? Some girls are into BBP. There's an esoteric technology for removing unwanted pencil marks. It's called an eraser. If the office supply store guy pretends he doesn't know what you're talking about, just wink and say "I want a rubber."
tounces7 28
Guessing it was an 18-25 year old male, drinking his way through college, right? Yeah, dumbest creatures on the planet, so I wouldn't worry about his opinion too much anyway.
YangYangChenChen 6
I'm really feel sorry for you.
Jonkbaby 23
Keep it and Title it "Your Art Sucks!"
DarkAngelsBlade 25
That's assault in many states and in Florida you could kill him justifiable at the time.
ic2drops 10
That's awful. I hope you stabbed them with that pen or whatever you were using because that person's a ********