Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Confusing love triangle
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Drew?
Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
The L word
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
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unlovable_fml 1
well, to get even I wouldn't PAY her afterwards.
pariah411 0
Get her pregnant and then run away. She won't know your name!
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Comments (59)
Dante17 6
there is a saying that what comes out unconsciously is what she really wants... sorry but is the truth
kaylapple 1
do it to her next time.
Theclarksondales 8
Yeah She probably is a top gear fan if the other names were James an Richard
moo117 0
ok I'd pull out and leave if she thinks that is on than I'd dump her
ShyAnn29 15
What does Mormon have to do with anything?
smartash20 0
Oh Ewwwww ^^^
sdevlin 1
wait so when you were having sex with your dad he called out other guy names?
Ginjar220 1
OK I actually have a REAL comment here lol. She might be cheating yes, buuut I did that once to. I date a lot of guys that have names starting with J's. Maybe you were sooo good she got mixed up and called you the wrong name but trust me that doesn't mean she was thinking about them at all. When I'm having amazing sex sometiems i have to think for a second what names what bc their just that good. It could be a compliment but you have every right to be pissed as hell.
Mickie1 4
Well that sucks. You know she is cheating on you
Jessieg_98 0
Love how It says rapid succession