Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Kids these days, eh?
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
The planets made me do it
Today, my sister wrecked my car, then blamed it on, "Mercury being in retrograde." FML
See ya later
Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
Hey lady!
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Get out of my way
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my little sister was rhyming words with "truck." When she came to "fuck", I told her never to say that word again because it was bad. She ran around the house screaming it. I'm in trouble for being "a bad influence." FML
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Pain in the neck
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
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jerseyboy732 16
giving her a driving lesson probably would have been a better choice
DocBastard 40
You learned a very valuable lesson: NEVER try to convince bad drivers that they are anything but. It gives them false security and makes them drive even worse, thinking they aren't as bad as they are. Your sister is proof of that. But I swear if I see one "women drivers" comment, I will blow a gasket.
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jerseyboy732 16
giving her a driving lesson probably would have been a better choice
SmoshFan6 0
Oh, the irony!
wallandpiece 16
Telling her to not listen to negativity was a bad idea. What were you thinking? She needs to listen to criticism. That's how we improve.
xblair 11
I hope your car has insurance OP! :)
Inheritance 10
And they say girls are better drivers .. Pfft other way around >.>
HotPotat0 8
Wow, that's just sad. How did she pass her test anyways?
Inheritance 10
With a little *nudge nudge* if you know what I mean ;)
Bullpine 11
Perhaps she only has a permit.
Octwo 16
Test drives, at least where I live, are usually a joke. Depending on the person testing you, some people get away with getting handed a license for being able to drive 100 ft and make a U-turn. Half the people here should not be driving.
cardonaj70 3
In Mexico you only have to reach the pedals to drive
MDTeddy 13
Girls now days try and get by on looks so they end up graduating by not learning anything.
shannonreneee 11
84, that's complete bullshit.
misterjez 15
Typical woman driver...
itssosparkly 21
Typical man commenter...
elat4lolz 0
Typical butthurt woman...
Pentium_4 27
Typical FML argument...
yesibby760 0
aww man .. sucks... im sorry :(
LunaDragon 10
Well you should be, it's all your fault! Now go stand in a corner.
yesibby760 0
eww, how old are you ? Grow Up .
Infamous614 0
Leave the pretty girl alone
Vita_1 30
@99 As if you sound mature yourself.
yahoowizard 16
Should have gone with the consensus on this one, haha.
swoozie23 6
FML Should have been "nek minut she wrecked my car"
Airman1988 9
Irony at its finest.
starwind3438 9
Irony:The use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning. There, I hope you learned something!!! SMH
starwind3438 9
I get thumbed down for posting logic. Wow.
benhd1 14
Well it's not irony A better definition, although I don't believe in it, would be karma, she (op is obviously a she) got her car wrecked for giving bad advice
Airman1988 9
17 I understand what you were doing but you probably got thumbs downed for the condescending tone to your reply, it was at worst an honest mistake by me no need for negativity. So I make occasional grammer and spelling errors or misuse a word, so what? It's not as if its intentional but this isn't a English/grammar instruction it's a humor site. I just think people focus on the wrong thing too much.
CRC_101 31
It's not the irony that people generally talk about, but it is in a sense it is quite a good example of dramatic irony. If the two were living in a play and not the real world, OP would be the character who is not aware of how bad her sister's driving actually is. She doesn't forsee her sister crashing her car, but anyone else might predict it. When the character says, "You're not a bad driver," and the sister crashes her car afterwards, it's dramatic irony. Little bit of a simplification, but there ya go. Dramatic irony. Fun, fun, let's learn about dram-a! :D
starwind3438 9
Here's the rundown 35. "This isn't a English/grammar instruction it's a humor site." Three things. 1) It's supposed to be AN English/grammar instruction. 2) There is supposed a comma in between instruction and it's. 3) Just because this is a humor site DOES NOT excuse you from using proper grammar and punctuation.
Airman1988 9
I guess we just have different priorities for our use of a humor site, so you have fun tripping over peoples slight incorrect use of grammar and I'll continue to enjoy it for its intended purpose.
CRC_101 31
Going simply on your view, 41, I'm afraid I would disagree with you. Putting a comma between "instruction" and "it's" would be inappropriate. I would suggest a semi-colon if I were you. The forum would become quite congested if we focused on these sort of things all the time.
DocBastard 40
Starwind - While I applaud your efforts, your original premise is wrong. This story IS ironic. You would expect that the girl would be a good driver since she is complaining about people thinking she's a bad driver. She then proves that she's a bad driver. As Airman said, that's irony.
justhanging 6
#41 "2) There is supposed a comma in between instruction and it's." I think you a word.
The_Hitdude 12
41- There is nothing wrong with correcting someone, but you're being a complete dick right now. I'll admit that there are some idiots on this site (excluding Airman) that actually need correcting, but this is different. As Doc said, this is in fact irony, which renders your original argument invalid. In terms of ranting about Airman's few grammar mistakes, you need to chill out.
starwind3438 9
Ok Doc, my bad. I'm not one to argue with an FML vet. I would also like to apologize for coming out as a dick in general.
BRLHP 24
FML vet? Lol this site isn't old enough to have vets. Lol at The fact that you act like the so called vet deserves some sort of respect.
white16sox 19
63, there are many names that are well known around here. Doc, perdix, skoomaki, and many others. They normally know what they're talking about and are almost always thumbed up. Argue with them, and don't be surprised of the bad outcome. I already had my own bad experience with shrike .
BRLHP 24
I have gone against some before, but I just think its unnecessary for them to receive unneeded attention. I'm not trying to bash them. I'm just saying.
DocBastard 40
BRLHP - You have a point. It isn't a bad idea to argue with someone when he's wrong. It is, however, a bad idea to argue with someone who is A) good at arguing and B) right.
lex1459 38
I personally just find it funny how everything starwind says gets thumbed down.
XtraEzeee 8
DISCLAIMER: The comment you are about to read will be terrible. Viewer discretion is advised. Ahem starwind? Ewe our da waurst tipe o comenter. Lyk u knead 2 chill out: aight? U jus got to luv they're irony ov dis shitty situation, cuz it sucks. :) #UFealinMeh? There ya go buddy, correct that.
white16sox 19
76, I am disappointed with myself because I read that with little problem.
Bekll 31
The responses to 7 were more entertaining than the FML itself. Thank you FML.
XtraEzeee 8
I guess I'm just not stupid enough to make an incomprehensible comment. Shame on me.
starwind3438 9
Oh my god 76. I apologized and owned up to my mistakes and I'm still getting bashed? What the ****?
lex1459 38
It's because you were such a dick about everything.
Scotttles23 2
Nice!!
FortuneCookie3 1
She just wanted to prove you wrong.
Andrew910 5
Women...
Pentium_4 27
i would have done the same.....minus giving her my keys