Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
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unlovable_fml 1
well, to get even I wouldn't PAY her afterwards.
pariah411 0
Get her pregnant and then run away. She won't know your name!
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Comments (59)
VacuumNinja 0
I think he tried to make a funny.
SaturnE_fml 0
In your case, I can understand that. If you two hadn't slept together much, his name would be sort of an auto-response to pleasure, sort of a habit. The OP though... Now he has issues..Is it habit, fantasy or is she mormon?
SaturnE_fml 0
#11 - 0.o Your dad would scream multiple names during climax..While *******... _who_?
SaturnE_fml 0
Captain Obvious wins!
WearingHats 14
I think he failed to make a funny.
PurpleAddict 0
Ask her if she wants to have a foursome. I'm sure you'll be glad you asked ;)
nersa426 0
how many times did I tap that ass? OVER NINE THOUSAND!! :D
neiraem 0
ikr that's friggin sick!
lerouxmaster 7
I think he did not succeed to make a funny.
WTFmoments75 5
WTF moment right there