Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
unlovable_fml 1
well, to get even I wouldn't PAY her afterwards.
pariah411 0
Get her pregnant and then run away. She won't know your name!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (59)
saber2138 0
Ooooo tht sucks I geuss she's been around more than u knew
s52 0
#10 how do you know this happened with ur dad
HunterFalls13 0
#10 Eww how the heck would you know What names your dad calls out during sex?? That's freakin nasty
Missythevampire 0
awww dude! that suckz majorly. #10: Thats disgusting
I_suck_you_suck 0
what did you say?
I_suck_you_suck 0
****... one word, and there it is: **** Should I spell it for you? S-L-U-T Good... DUMP HER!?!?!?
smashgrab 0
Thats when you pull out and slam it in her a** as hard as you can while punching her in the back of the head and scream "MY NAME IS {insert name here} B***H!!!"
px_fml 0
she was probably trying to cover up her mistake by calling out the other two names haha.
cartius 0
oh shoot my name is Jeremy. >__>. <__<.
mrok1331 0
if the names were Jesus and god then your doing good. if not dump her