Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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Top comments
CalCommando 6
Ding dong, the mood is dead...
kaprookie 3
Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.
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Comments (220)
123jdub 7
old joke, new twist. kinky
UrCapsLockOn 12
classic ^^
Snafuusmc 12
Was that the only thing you pulled?
oliver86 8
What else would she pull?
Fenthik 4
A better joke maybe
homieskillet 0
Wow way to ruin the moment.
Fenthik 4
Did you rip his foreskin off?
Fenthik 4
Props to anyone who gets this reference.... I forgot how old it is.
HatefulPilot 0
Why are you staring at the ground/floor? Did you lose something?
Fenthik 4
I'm staring at anyone who comments below me.
kristen69 0
Creepy
jdude2913 0
u look like ur 12
happyfailure 4
Im totally doing that XD
susannah365 8
OP, I'm really hoping you've shown your disapproval, during or after. I can imagine you were too surprised to say anything at first ^^
Thriller721 1
Whys everyone being so negative, he was just joking, I dont your life sucks, nor did you deserve it, he was just joking around, calm down everybody
susannah365 8
You are a 14-year-old guy, no wonder you find it funny
tona01 16
I don't think it's funny, but i do think you're overreacting friend. Yeah yeah inmature blabla, relax it was just a joke. If he made that joke every single day, then would it be a fml.
susannah365 8
65 -Of course it was just a joke and I'm not gonna gun down anyone for that or a different opinion, I can assure you :) Just random guess why some people find it offensive and others don't.
tona01 16
Yeah sorry i got so defensive
haveachat 1
At least you weren't 69ing...
eilef 2
Loll maturity at it's best