Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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Top comments
CalCommando 6
Ding dong, the mood is dead...
kaprookie 3
Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.
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Comments (220)
HAT3BR33D 0
On the bright side he could of given you a pearl necklace or pirate eye! At least he didn't squeeze out a log on your leg! oh final one thank god you weren't 69ing . Lol
dr_octagonapus47 4
Number 98 sounds like a dick and I'm just as smart as 98 is mister docbastard
dr_octagonapus47 4
And if 98 was so smart he would know that he can lose his medical license for displaying "his real patients" x-rays like that Sincerely yours The dumbass who knows everything
cutterrees 0
That's funny as hell haha
Cloudmaker 3
My god, look at the negative comments!
alexnumber14 2
That's when you say pull on my nipple and then you fart
pppooppp 5
LOL. This is rich.
theycallmejack 0
I remember when I had my first beer
UnluckyDude96 8
Haha classic XD
HumanWiki 8
Next time he's eating your snatch, queef on him.