Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Rico Suave
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Fetish
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
You're welcome
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
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Rush of gas
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
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First time?
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
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CalCommando 6
Ding dong, the mood is dead...
kaprookie 3
Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.
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Comments (220)
godlike1 5
Come on... That's the oldest trick in the book.
13FTW 9
Yeaah, no. I don't think I've heard the "pull my penis" version to "pull my finger." But, I mean hey, whatever butters your biscuits!
Wuhuh 0
Okay that level of immaturity right there is unacceptable if youre old enough to know how sex feels.
Jimster1712 0
Says the guy with the peter griffin dp...
ThomasAZ 3
Peter Griffin is awesome!
BattlingJason 14
Sorry I was wrong.
dhooks111490 8
Yeah coming from a guy who has a picture of a Peter griffin as his account pic, your opinion on maturity isn't valid.
loveexgirl 15
Well, I would kindly tell him that I would never have sex with him again unless he promises to not do that again..
SucksToBeYouBruh 0
SHUT UP
greatness101 0
Wtf, you're 13. I hope you wouldn't have sex with him again.
kristen69 0
Agreed. Way to young for sex hun
screamo_neve 12
Future nominee for 13 and Pregnant.
macman23 4
Go Seattle
loveexgirl 15
Wow. I was saying if I were her I would tell him that. I never said I would have sex at this age..?
SucksToBeYouBruh 0
SHUT UP. all of y'all
ArmadasRebellion 1
People were having sex when they were 13/14 in my school
cntryiscntrywide 0
my boyfriend would do that but only if he planned it. he wouldnt think of that during sex. idk. I'd get a kick out of it.
dadof2 4
so you should have twisted his nipple(hard) and said you were trying to tune into tokyo radio
GameOver008 1
.....
SucksToBeYouBruh 0
Next time bite the hell out of it. That'll show him.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Tell he queefs lmao
DynamicDave 11
I can't speak for OP's boyfriend, but to me that seems more like a reward.
AspynMicaela 1
Eww, don't listen to them..
SucksToBeYouBruh 0
Lmao!! :P
bramberkhout 10
What are you, a freaky feminist? That boy's got humour!
tmrwisanotherday 1
Jealous you didn't fart first..
frostburggirl15 4
She means she likes the idea of having a boyfriend, just not you. Sorry, that kinda blows.
frostburggirl15 4
Sorry thought this was a different one