Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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Top comments
CalCommando 6
Ding dong, the mood is dead...
kaprookie 3
Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.
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Comments (220)
drivemysoul19 8
Well, atleast i know if my boyfriend says that I should NOT do it.
vip3r20 8
WOW never seen so many comments with negative votes in my life.
mjones_BiL 1
He's fresh for that
weepingangel_fml 7
Whats with all the negative votes on the comments except for on "ding dong the mood is dead?"
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating him, you deserve it. After you break up try to find a decent guy without any disgusting habits
withered 30
You're dating him YDI? What kind of reason is this? -.-"""""" It's like you'd say to someone "he cheated on you, you dated him, YDI" -.-" I guess (obviously) she had no idea what an immature disgusting pig she has for a bf... I suggest she farts when they do doggie xD or yeah, bit him... he'll remember that :)
jack_tells_truth 0
Girls date jerks and dumb@sses all the time and diss the nice smart guys. So when bad things happen to them they deserve it cuz they had the option to date a nice guy and spat on it.
DELlirous14 0
For some reason I find cool cuz he seems like a keeper... Cute? :/
uhhRawr 7
Holy crap alot of people got voted down!!!
mfbeezy11 0
Lol
structuredchaoz 4
Sounds like he wanted a good story to tell his friends. The sequel should be the story to why he is now single!
jobsman99 0
You could have had his penis in your mouth literally giving him a ********. He would have said "blow" then he would fart.