Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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Top comments
CalCommando 6
Ding dong, the mood is dead...
kaprookie 3
Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.
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Comments (220)
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Sounds like something I would do :P. He's just having some fun, man, deal with it. Also, this FML is one of the funniest that I have ever read in terms of comments. Soooooo many voted down comments LMAO. Let's set the record for most buried comments!
scolly 3
I'll start with your post.
LilToonchiii 0
it would have been even funnier if he ran away laughing.
music87 14
That's seriously super random.
SupermanXL 3
Best one I've read in a long time, if not best ever...
jester613 2
YDI for dating and sleeping with that retard.
ceddyz17 10
Fire in the hole sounds better
Fancyy 0
Hhahahaa.! Sounds like somethingg my boyfriend would do, lighten up people. Its humor.
bubo_fml 11
Obviously, he's an ass clown...
Fancyy 0
&& in my opinion this is not an FML its an LOL.!
Nicoyamom 0
Nastyass ..