Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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Top comments
CalCommando 6
Ding dong, the mood is dead...
kaprookie 3
Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.
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Comments (220)
PartyRockGirl04 3
you shouldve asked why
IamDre 5
Premarital sex is a sin.
every1luvsboners 11
What about anal sex with a wombat while covered in honey?
IamDre 5
Haha i got every1lovesboners to reply to my comment.You're hecka funny!
RedPillSucks 33
That's only a sin for the wombat and the bees, boners...
RedPillSucks 33
I don't see any prohibitions in Leviticus
DocBastard 40
Sex is supposed to be fun, but who treats it like a joke? Other than children or people with the maturity level of a cabbage, that is...
Ray_of_midnight 23
If you can't have some comedy in the bedroom once in a while, you're doing it wrong.
LennyComa 39
The old jokes are the best
breathemein 10
LOL most of these comment are voted negative
bingababe 16
Thanks for pointing that out, I was worried nobody would notice.
RedPillSucks 33
Next time this happens, pull really hard. I bet he wont ask you to do that again...
elabuwa 6
he should be named "fartacus". lol
tyghl55 4
Hahahaha win for your boyfriend
01fuckhead10 14
Loose the idiot..
drivemysoul19 8
Lose**
japtch 15
I think you should tight the idiot.
jsprackman 11
HahajaaaaaaaahahahA