Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
At last!
Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML
Nostalgia
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, my prom dress came in the mail. I don't know what happened with the tailoring but not only does it not fit, but it also looks like deli meat. FML
Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML
Slay, queen!
Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Too late
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
Top comments
electrorange 13
That ain't no PROMpt service! :-)
whiteboy896 9
refund!
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whiteboy896 9
refund!
OuchAndGoodfight 5
Dumbass, pick that shit up!
QWERTYrage 3
15, that's relevant
pokemonchick14 12
Definitely.. According to the username she spent 350 on the dress and that's just crazy.
angeluv_2014 22
Alot of teens spend big money on prom. I never did, but that's the uncommom thing.
ParadoxicalPea 8
People here in my small-ish town spend between $400 - $1200 on grad dresses (no proms here).
HouseElf 13
Qatar is also like one of the richest countries, isn't it? Perhaps spending $350 on a prom dress is the norm...? I personally think prom dresses look way overdone and sometimes a bit tacky, but if the event is that important to someone, then so be it! But on the other hand, it's not like a wedding or anything so the girls who get all 'promzilla' need to chill it out and reassess how much this would really matter to them after they graduate. Alas, now I am confused.
caysters 12
And that was why I went to Ross to get cute dresses for cheap. Or operation fairy godmother. Got a gorgeous prom dress for donating a plain one.
evilplatypus 39
A lot of the girls in my grade went to boutiques in New York and Boston for their dresses, dropping hundreds down for them. I went to a local Indian store and got a purple choli for sixty bucks. I was the only one at prom with a unique dress (all theirs were the exact same five styles in different colors) and my dress was voted the prettiest. I'll never understand people's need to spend more money than necessary on things...
ParadoxicalPea 8
88, I spent $90 on a knee-length pale gold silk number from a store that was closing. It's my favourite dress, I even wore it to a wedding recently. Haha.
natsaysheyyy 16
Wow, sounds like this company doesn't know how to do business.
Samuraiguy 8
That sucks, where are you from tho that a prom happened in march? Most don't happen til April
liv_graham 7
most happen in may fyi
lilhellian 27
Qatar apparently..
MasterTron 24
That's nothing, I ordered a really nice suit for prom and it ended up coming almost a month later.
Adela21 8
proms are in May but mine got moved for April.
29dear 16
But it isn't unheard of for an April prom either. Mine was April 8th or something. I graduated 2 years ago.
Old unused 13
@33 Well why don't you write your own FML then?
apaloosa_fml_fml 21
My prom was in January, it was colddd!
NicaLovesDisney 17
Our formal was in November.
ebonyrose2828 16
bloody postal service! XD
oj101 33
OP deserved it for ordering online. Why couldn't she simply go into a shop and have a dress fitted rather than hoping its the right size, and wondering whether it'll come on time.
superrocket19 17
You, my friend, are what we call idiots #117
electrorange 13
That ain't no PROMpt service! :-)
Lasagnaa 24
I thought about ordering my dress online but I was scared the same thing was going to happen to me. What I did was bought a very expensive, beautiful dress and I returned it after prom :)
lolfood 24
Hopefully you can return it.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
We have to go back! Quick, grab the time machine!
toaster012 17
Return that dress!
wlddog 14
Get pictures anyway. In a few years no one will remember who was where.
DocBastard 40
I was going to post a sarcastic comment, but I really have to go and don't have time. I'm off like a prom dress. What, too soon?
klovemachine 24
Nope. It was perfect (unlike her prom night) :-D
DocBastard 40
A Coke bottle, in fact.
Catkam623 27
*mexican coke bottle
therealslim 15
Coke bottle up the arse?
goose12321 11
#46 No, in the ear lol
Catkam623 27
Pretty sure those are female pelvic bones.
Enslaved 38
Duckie: "I'm off like a dirty shirt" Memorial quote from "Pretty in Pink" which is funny, because it's about prom. :P OMD-- "If You Leave" is now playing in my mind. **The Coke bottle is my second favorite pic after the "Princess Bride" one.(:
DocBastard 40
Catkam - I'm pretty sure it was a male ass I pulled the bottle out of.
Catkam623 27
Well **** I should've paid more attention in human anatomy
wlddog 14
100, this is the backup delivery system to deliver coke into New York. Get it... "Back up" system. I crack me up.
imaxsean 3
Yesterday once more.