Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML
Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I was starting a new job. I got up early, showered, did my hair, put on my uniform, had a good cry because I was scared/excited that I was starting a future where I will be financially free for the first time. Then my boss texted me because one of his back of house employees is sick and he can’t train me until tomorrow. FML
Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
Today, after five years of working a soul-sucking dead end job, I was offered an amazing role in a new field. When the HR rep told me, I was so excited that I screamed at the top of my lungs, cheered like a maniac, and started laughing so hard I cried.I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm off my meds now. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML
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Vanguard507 0
More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.
Optimus_Primerib 0
I hope she ***** your shit up you loser.
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Comments (247)
spazmattic 0
Beats the alternative.
chimpsndip 0
In times like this, it's always appropriate to say, " Waz Up?!"
juicedboi 7
This is where you pretend to have never met her before and once that inevitably fails. Ask for a fresh start and if you could make it upto her with dinner. But your a douche either way so hopefully she just tells everyone in the workplace that you forgot your Viagra.
wikkedphuka 0
thats your fault!!! i hope she makes ur life a living hell
L3Paparazzo 7
make up sex !
qwerty8788 4
1250 people got stood up.
imcutefml 0
ill take sum :D
unvmesucka 0
First off your lame for giving a shit, tell her you stood her up because you knew you too would be working together. Problem Solved
destinyo_ox 0
hi Kc.
imacreeper 3
"remember me?" "pardon me?" "I'm the girl you stood up last weekend..!" "EXCUSE ME but I think you had me confused with my twin brother because I am a happily married man with 2 children. now...GOOD DAY."
mandalore92 0
84, and when she asks where the heads up call was? even if that was the case she's still been stood up
raven02 0
off topic mam but u r absolutely gorgeous If that's u I'n the pic.....no creeps no intentions but to maybe put another smile on ur face:()
raven02 0
thats totally for 52
MissSmiley613 0
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
MrBrick 0
53 should have 1250 thumbs up
gabii1fred 0
141 - and then she'll ask "So, what's your name?"
Angi95 3
God I love irony. I really hope she tells everyone in the office that you have a tiny egg roll. That when she saw it she didn't even laugh she just felt sad for him and the went on to say that she would tell everybody that he stood her up to make him feel better. Also go die.
souljacker 11
No, it beats the opposite.
Jdeluxh 12
first
Vanguard507 0
More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.
sweetcheeksjvl 0
that's what you get for not canceling you make plans stick with em or cancel douche YDI
mackop 0
sooo true!
sterlingarcher 1
agreed
RockstarRN 10
VERY WELL SAID! Forget him! I'm sure she feels worse!
ritbbehindu 0
she is thinking, "ahhhh yes, REVENGE!!!!!"
bodmonontheblock 0
you cant say yess to every girl that likes you.
birdetoyourdork 2
vanguard507 dammnnnz(:
teague95 16
how is this your fml shouldnt it be her's? your the dick that stood her up not vice-versa
fluffyrocka 0
Was you're dream job getting kicked in the balls?
Optimus_Primerib 0
I hope she ***** your shit up you loser.
california283 6
yeah I hope she puts your stapler in jello
instnt1nfction 17
ok, now this is getting pretty mean
shibainu519 0
I hope she staples your hands together.
hellogoodbye1996 6
guys it's a reference from the show the office
joooeee 3
hopefully she steals your desk and creates a megadesk
monkeebalz 0
i hope she stabs you in the eye with a fork, then pours hand sanitizer in with it
ILoveEggnog 7
Sounds like the start of a bad ****. Do you need to be "trained" OP?
TheDrifter 24
That sounds like the start to a good ****, or maybe that's just me.
whiteboy7thst 2
^ It's not just you.
JohnnyS52 4
Honestly the dumbest comment I've seen so far
jmtmxer 0
that's what you get for standing a girl up .... hope it sucks fkr you ydi
instnt1nfction 17
*for grammar, much?
jmtmxer 0
iPhone much..???
iEnvade 2
80 - Fairly sure you mean spelling... and calm down it's one letter.
cooluc 0
You ydi would mean "You you deserve it" Just saying.
shortynproud 0
95 he meant "sucks for you. You deserve it." Just sayin.
jakehelt13 0
win^
chuymac 3
I thought he said f*cker
lulututu 4
that's what I thought to.
corporatescoundr 25
126 is right and cute... that is all
jmtmxer 0
haha no 144 I'm just using an iPhone and I the wrong key .. probably should've proof read first haha
jmtmxer 0
hit the wrong key ... I fell like an idiot !
GuessWhatKids 13
You fell like an idiot? When did you fall?
jmtmxer 0
exactly my point .... :(
hockeyrocks39 0
Hahaha jmtmxer, too funny. You're just having one of those days.
iluffhimm 0
ikr!
ceddyz17 10
well doesn't that just suck
josh5634 0
pikachu? o.o
DaySetsFire 2
I don't feel sorry for you. you deserve this op
mexicotoucher 7
I hope she staples his forehead.
DontModMeDammit 10
everybody's Russian!