Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home. My overprotective sister got into her face and started the whole, "if you hurt him, I’ll kick your ass" speech. My girlfriend responded by whooping my sister’s ass up and down our driveway. It took both me and my mom to pull her off. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
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ccathleen_ 0
You have a bitchy girlfriend.
flyintonite 0
This happened to me... but with best friends instead. Advice to all men if you are going to date a woman KNOW her inner circle inside and out. All her friends names who their friends with etc, a little excessive but trust me it saves a lot of headaches.
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picturescrazy 24
While I agree that kicking him in the crotch is a bit severe, he's obviously ignorant enough to not pay close enough attention to his girlfriends' lives. I knew all my boyfriend's siblings, even though we weren't serious and didn't date for that long. I just don't see how he wouldn't know they were related unless he used both of them & didn't care to know about their personal lives. As for kicking in the 'nads, girls know it hurts a guy severely :) I would probably never do it though. I can only imagine how much it'd hurt.
sammyRachelle 0
Unless he really screwed the sister over this chick needs to take it down a notch, sorry for your "boys" taking a beating.
zer0_fox 0
@MacOSXpert - You are a stupid c*nt
ygdrassil 17
wat a shitthole dont ntgo kickin fguys in da crotch
heyheyt 0
didn't you recognize her last namee?
raisethebar 0
is she still your girlfriend? haha.
Mylees 0
they don't share same last name?
CaliGirl724 0
Hahaha...That's like a One Tree Hill episode!! Lol....except he didn't get kicked in the croth. Sorry man :/
MissSunshinexox 0
hello , same last name?
blargheria 0
keeping it in their family......