Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home. My overprotective sister got into her face and started the whole, "if you hurt him, I’ll kick your ass" speech. My girlfriend responded by whooping my sister’s ass up and down our driveway. It took both me and my mom to pull her off. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
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ccathleen_ 0
You have a bitchy girlfriend.
flyintonite 0
This happened to me... but with best friends instead. Advice to all men if you are going to date a woman KNOW her inner circle inside and out. All her friends names who their friends with etc, a little excessive but trust me it saves a lot of headaches.
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Comments (94)
Ninjaface 0
She didn't kick you in the balls just because you dated her sister, she was kicking you in advance because she knew you were about to ask for a threesome.
SickSickSick7511 0
What the hell did you do to her sister? Sounds like you either made this up, or you're only telling half the story.
monster_tamer 11
Why would she kick you in the crotch...?
monster_tamer 11
No worries! *pours syrup on the double post and eats* =3
hockysa 0
as if any guy deserves that. what's wrong with you also to the OP you are awesome
myfriend_youfail 3
O_o WTF did you do to her sister to deserve such a beating??????? I mean, most sane women would just give their boyfriends The Look if they found out the guys were previously dating their sisters...only kick them in the sac if there was rape or abuse involved. But then, what do I know...this girl might just be a total nutjob who flies off the handle without any provocation. And unless they lived apart, how did you not know that your ex had a sister when you were dating her? Did you never meet her family??
DeathShad0 1
Yes, because the guy always does something wrong. Although I do think he may have done something in this case. Whatever it was, he doesn't deserve that and he should get charges pressed against her. I doubt he tried to rape her sister or anything.
pseudocynic 0
Except in the case of assault, mercifully few things warrant a kick to the balls. Why? Because kick to the balls=possible severe trauma, infertility, and psychological (if he ends up losing them) damage. This certainly is not a situation that earned a balls kicking. FYL, hope she doesn't like wearing combat boots.
xzc426 0
What's wrong with having dated your current girlfriend's sister?
beastieboy21 0
that's ducked up, that ducks for ur junk