Anon
Canada
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
soomeone
United States
Romantic move
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
oops
Victoria, Canada
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
Ryan746
United States
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
PleaseDontHateMe
Stony Plain, Canada
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
thekriss
Paris, France
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
James
United States
Hanging
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
heartbreakkid21
United States
Let down
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
f*ck
United States
Negging
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Anonymous
Sorry Sharon
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Joe Smooth move
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
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emt430 0
Dude I've tripped and squashed her boob. It's all good you can at the least apologize and hug her
flute88 0
My boyfriend's done that to me a bunch of times. But then, my boyfriend only has one eye and no depth perception....
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flute88 0
My boyfriend's done that to me a bunch of times. But then, my boyfriend only has one eye and no depth perception....
Nosnah1989 0
Hi five mang! oop, watch my face.
Unbannedban 0
Oilers FTW
Sethan01 24
#23 nah the oilers don't win.
voguegirl4 0
haha my ex bf did that once, dont worry its not why we broke up
Sethan01 24
Well if that comment isn't reassuring then I don't know what is.
ashleyloller 0
hah awwwhh how adorable :)
bananapatriot11 0
That's happened to me before! I was the elbow-ee.
emt430 0
Dude I've tripped and squashed her boob. It's all good you can at the least apologize and hug her
coopcas 0
I accidentally punched the girl I'm seeing in the face. Luckily she didn't judge me for it. :P
bullshit123 0
"today the guy i was on a date with elbowed me in the face to i put my black belt into action and f****d him up FHL for being a loser with no cordination"
Hockeylover87_71 0
aww, how err, romantic :) dude that is funny though
Chunchunchun 3
Haha that's such an innocent fail, I bet she found it funny afterwards. Unless you wrote an FML about it cos she flipped out and told all her friends you're a woman beater...