Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home. My overprotective sister got into her face and started the whole, "if you hurt him, I’ll kick your ass" speech. My girlfriend responded by whooping my sister’s ass up and down our driveway. It took both me and my mom to pull her off. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
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ccathleen_ 0
You have a bitchy girlfriend.
flyintonite 0
This happened to me... but with best friends instead. Advice to all men if you are going to date a woman KNOW her inner circle inside and out. All her friends names who their friends with etc, a little excessive but trust me it saves a lot of headaches.
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Blackie_fml 0
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AnaMaree 0
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The_Pleb 0
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MacOSXpert 7
A guy deserves a kick in the balls if he did something unacceptable. This guy probably cheated on her sister, that's grounds for a ball kick.
Ascaryrobot 0
I'm glad your here to hypothetically accuse him of something he didn't do. I don't know if you noticed but not everyone is as level headed as you or I. Sometimes people over-react, like ,maybe, in this scenario.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
fifth
Dmars444 4
sixth
xDancer101x 0
no one cares!!!!
ccathleen_ 0
You have a bitchy girlfriend.
Killuhk 8
EX-girlfriend now lol
jonnymohio 2
The reason you broke up with the sister, would have been the reason you broke up with your girlfriend. Consider yourself lucky.
equinoxe_fml 2
Um, that's bullshit... Me and my sisters aren't alike at all, especially not in relationships.
graciedacie 0
Interesting theory. I have to wonder how accurate it is. Yes, my sister and I do have a lot of similarities when it comes to moral issues and views on family, future, etc (all very important in terms of long term compatibility with a significant other)....however we are about as opposite as can be in looks and personalities. She is short, fair skinned, clumsy, a bit on the selfish side, and a complete drama queen, while I am extremely tall, dark haired, olive skinned, laid back, and hard working/charitable to a fault. Our boyfriends aren't much alike either. So use that as a case study--sisters aren't always exactly alike.
iTzSaLaD 0
Hold on, you forgot to add arrogant and bitch to your list of characteristics Gracie!!! How can you publicly drag down your sister in such a manner, even if no one knows who you are? That's just rude. And hardworking/charitable to a fault? It sounds to me like you are building yourself up in the eyes of a few internet personas. Maybe your sister is the nice one. At least you didn't lie and say you were loyal as well.
repyourcliche 0
lol gracie. that is because you have different fathers, silly.
LolFMLnot 10
Me and my sister are like day and night. She is emotional as **** and i am more of a calm and happy person. Not that she is emo, but she worries a lot about everyone.
grrrarrrg2 2
Ouch that blows man FYL.
flyintonite 0
This happened to me... but with best friends instead. Advice to all men if you are going to date a woman KNOW her inner circle inside and out. All her friends names who their friends with etc, a little excessive but trust me it saves a lot of headaches.
MrAdventure 1
YDI for not knowing your girlfriend's family.
ThuNDeY 23
Or in this case, crotch aches
Rico5037 0
yeah, but number ones name is blackie how can you be upset with that lol
nm22395 0
fire is fun
sleephunters 8
Fire FTW
youaredumb 0
So, you are dating this chick in the same town as your ex gf and she probably has the same last name, but you didn't realize they were related? Unless she was her step sister, you are a total loser! YDI!!
Gavik 0
Penis Envy^
cristy91 33
If it's a common last name you probably wouldn't notice.
its_love2 31
it could also be that they have different fathers, i.e. the mother remarried and had another child. My boyfriend and his sister do not share a last name, but they're still related and live in the same house!
Gavik 0
Why do you hate the black man for his opinion?
marc_with_a_c 3
How long had you dated her sister for her to not introduce you to her family?! Must not have been too serious.. current girlfriend must not be too serious either if she also didn't introduce you. Or there's something wrong with your face and they didn't want to scare her relatives.