Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I asked my friend to come sit next to me in class. I pulled out the chair next to me. Coincidentally, she started to sit at that same moment. Now both she and my teacher are convinced I did it on purpose, and they want to have a talk with my parents. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid having the same break as my annoying coworker, I went a little earlier than I usually do. Guess who got moved to a position with an early break? She sat next to me. FML
Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I went to a conference for work. When I got there I sat beside a woman about my age. She immediately got up and moved to the opposite side of the room. We were the only two there. FML
Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML
Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
What an ass. Clearly, looks can be deceiving. Next time go sit next to the pitbull-looking guy.
noobmuffin 0
Follow him and be a creeper, but make it look really obvious. When he starts talking to you, spaz out and act like a weirdo. But FYL, wait a bit and people will start talking to to you.
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Comments (107)
ssenefeld 0
Someone just shoved a stick up my ass.
springer937 13
I really hate when people do that.
mrahhhhh 21
Americans have a larger personal space then most. You should have expected that.
mrahhhhh 21
Thanks for deleting the first part of #6 and making me look like one of those threadjackers I hate so much, Sirin. :'(
ohthebloodygore 16
You hate when people shove sticks up your arse?
ssenefeld 0
WTF I didn't even post that
ohthebloodygore 16
35, don't lie. The proof is there. Be happy you didn't post first!
phatdaddy62 23
Let me guess, you said something lame about being first. Thank you Sirin!
CovertMilitance 0
LAWL
gamercanadian 11
u should have sat back on his seat and came back to yours and gave him a weird look saying ok well f*** u douche bag
MrsDruidess 23
no what OP should have done is put one seat in between them, that way op could have worked up to a friendship, then moved seats. There's nothing creepier than someone sitting right next to you when there are empty seats about.
noobmuffin 0
Follow him and be a creeper, but make it look really obvious. When he starts talking to you, spaz out and act like a weirdo. But FYL, wait a bit and people will start talking to to you.
TheDrop 0
This. become a level 5 stalker
sims715 0
OMG hahahaha if you really want to make more friends say "hey" or ask them a question to start off a convorsation! DON'T.BE..CREEPER!
WallyTheWombat 0
Don't be a creeper! They explode and leave holes in your shit.
jbsington 8
LMAO yes the green exploding penises <3
mattiga14 0
lol minecraft reference
dragonaair 5
Minecraft is win ^^
maxac_fml 0
Theres a little something called deodorant, dude... Use it!
xNikkiez 0
I was thinking the same....
samantha0911 0
douche bags.
bioboy725 10
those might help too
JanisEvans 10
That's what I thought as well. The only reason to jump up and run for the hills is someone you don't know picks the seat next to you is some really foul smell coming off them.
james_aka_frosty 3
81 mega win!
TheBunner 3
That CRACKED ME UP!!!
FMLoverAgain 7
what an ass that guy was unless you were repellant in some ways
DylanDavidson 0
D'Aww. Maybe he just has a over-protective girlfriend?
IHeartJimi02 0
That sucks op. He sounds like a jerk. Did you smell? Maybe he was saving a seat for someone.
fearthereaper79 0
You ever stop to think that maybe its you and your a ******* weirdo and nobody wants to be friends with you plus maybe you stink
chili10 18
I think thats the whole point of the fml..
BugsBunny1 4
Now that wasn't very nice. Apologize!!!!
blocparty 0
featherreaper, I dont think YOU have any friends.
TenderWhispers 0
we're all thinking it, so I'll ask...you a heavyweight?
lakeybalboa 0
I think pogs champions are some of the most heavyweight people around
TenderWhispers 0
deal with it
veritoswty6 14
just because a person is heavyweight doesn't mean he or she is not going to be liked OP.. have you ever thought maybe he got away 'cus a strong smell might've caught his nose?
Doortje 30
What an ass. Clearly, looks can be deceiving. Next time go sit next to the pitbull-looking guy.