Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
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Top comments
fishycanswim 0
Well that...sucks, you really...blew that one for him.
AyeItsMobleyy 0
cocky much?
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Comments (199)
unclepester 0
need to do it more often to avoid such incidents, or bring backup
robc32ca 4
not a very good technique. oh baby oh baby ow ow ow!!!
b_anhero 0
rule #18: limber up.
hnick314 5
My dear, you have just set a milestone marker on enthusiasm during oral sex. Take time to heal, but please carry on as your were in the future. The world is a better place for people like you.
perdix 31
You suck at sucking.
dudeitsdanny 10
Not your best work, Perdix. But I'm giving a thumbs up to cancel out the thumbs down.
oooKUSHpusha 0
haha!I'm diggin the enthusiasm!
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
sounds like you had a ( puts on sunglasses ) head ache
conor1992 0
thata girl!!!!
bummervacation 10
Good thing you stopped. Your bf might have thoight you broke something of his. LMFAO
HomeAl0ne 20
You just earned a lot of brownie points with him though!