AustinFFA
Agoura Hills, United States
Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
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Ebola_fml 20
Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.
HollyQuinn 21
Smartphones are a wonderful thing.
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HollyQuinn 21
Smartphones are a wonderful thing.
jenninator93 18
Or just use the computers at the nearest public library! ;)
Ebola_fml 20
Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.
RebeccaRFT 18
Unless they punish him for looking up ****. In which case, he'd end up regretting it
clawstrophobic 15
Make it something incredibly weird too, Lille a clown fetish or something
Ubehage 32
Yeah, I can give you some words to search for, if you want to teach them a lesson :D
AustinFFA 11
I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching
1known_fml 8
Shouldn't you be 18 to watch ****?
mneill 6
@#3: As a parent, I'll say - they already know. It won't gross them out, and besides, at least one of OPs parents do the same thing (**********; I have no idea about the ****). Seriously, I don't understand why kids think all of this stuff they do is a secret. At least half of it we did when we were kids, and the rest of it our friends did Re: all the comments about Incognito: Won't avoid most of the sorts of "spyware" installed. Just because you're no longer caching the data doesn't stop web traffic from being recognized by the network stack and logging it.
FSGInsainity 15
#131 We know you know. We just don't want you to know when and to what we jerk off to.
littlekellilee 45
130 do you think hormones stay dormant until you turn 18?
darkfireflame 15
Also be sure to browse sex toys on Amazon and adult web stores.
gunnarsowz 6
are you the real youtuber? if so I'm a big fan.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Now is when you watch **** so weird and kinky your parents will be scared to spy...
Dicebar 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And start browsing the Quran, and Google for instructions for homemade bombs and toxins. Search ways to make bodies disappear. Or self-help for paedophiles. So many delightful ways to horrify your new stalkers!
Lefty_Guns 16
Yes, and end up on a government watchlist. Good plan.
exos_blackpearl 10
#135 You are an idiot. I tried disliking but I ended up liking the comment. Darn.
tj4234 36
Depending on the type of spyware that probably won't work. Google incognito isn't as "incognito" as everyone says it is.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Or just screenshot tittyboomboom. Normally I would never make this type of comment but your user name and pictures made it impossible to resist
tj4234 36
In fact incognito is only useful if you have other users on your computer. It doesn't block web traffic information being stored by the router. This is information that OP's parents probably have access to, as they are likely the holders of the administrator account for the network. All incognito does is delete your history and cookies after you have logged off the browser. This is something that you can do (and set the browser to do automatically) anyway.
AwkwardKarma 18
It's a message from God
macen 10
I feel like people are downvoting this because they don't appreciate that it was posted ironically.
isuckwithnames 22
Poe's Law in action.
foampositedaddy 12
Well good luck with blue balls!
Lars93 18
use your phone
Mauskau 36
Remove the spyware. If they can watch you, so can other people.